I’m sorry, I really thought they might pull it out. Don’t know what I was thinking ☹️

At least we’re getting half of our Col and SF games out of the way early

Dodgers should be embarrassed to lose to a team wearing those clown show uniforms

Hey Dodgers you wanna pick up your “almost single-handedly won the WS deserves better than this shit” ace already? Thx

We probably all are! Lol

When can we start calling Tucker “Conforto”?

Captain obvious here, but my god MadBum was an asshole. It was exhausting.

Hey new guy we throw strikes here when up by 10 haha who am I kidding you'll fit right in

My god Dalton

I love the efficiency but is he doing it with smoke and mirrors and/or the Rockies are just that inept?

So what do we make of Wrobo? It feels like he's dealing but it sure would be nice if he missed some bats

Well it's only the 4th inning at Coors Field I'm sure you'll need it again

I've seen some drunk shit at Coors Field but that balk call was something else

For not being known for his bat 1,000 hits is the quite the accomplishment for our Miggy Ro

Not someone I’d want to know

I love that this could refer to either Max or Miggy!

I'm sorry is that a controversial statement?

You say it like it’s a bad thing haha

Coors Field: beautiful but deadly

Freaking rock star. I wanted him on the Dodgers sooooo badly.

And you're somehow not even joking, that's actually what would happen. They were the worst

Wow thanks Blaqe

YAY! Welcome to the bigs Ryan Ward.

An 8-pitch first inning for Roki? Yes please!!

Tucker you buzzkill.

Oh well, at least Ohtani extended his streak

Ughhhh. Heck of an at-bat from Teo but all for naught 👎

Dammit, I even wore my Will Klein Appreciation Shirt today

Oh god Nelly Dalton Crushing is soooo good

Not these jocks, obv