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Posts by Jeff Hackney
I shun ambiguity
I still think it’s worth reading, just be prepared for some who shot JR shit lol
I don’t finish lousy books. Had to be a great book with a lousy ending. Looking at you, The Shards.
This seems like a sentence from The Player (the novel), ha
Children being incinerated never gets people’s attention like fucking gas going up a dollar
How much wildlife has gone through nicotine withdrawal as smoking has declined?
(This is a joke. But also maybe a legitimate question?)
Dictators don’t need to consider politics I guess
We won the World Series, so I feel like I’m over it. But PTSD doesn’t work like that.
Swallowed a fly to catch the spider…
Aww, bubby
Oh wow, this little film Fremont (2023) is quite great
I had Indian neighbors who, for some holiday, were putting up a very swastika-like symbol for the goddess Kali. Right after my conversion to Judaism, which I casually mentioned to them. Imagine my anxiety.
There are two types of people: those for whom NCC-1701 is just a random series of letters and numbers and people who lost their virginity in their 20s.
Lols
The attention spans of people in 2026 are… damn, what was I saying?
What do you remember, Phil?
One Battle After Another
HBD! Picking this up for an upcoming trip, looking forward to it
A family member reacts after a federal immigration officer used a battering ram to break down a door before making an arrest on January 11, 2026, in Minneapolis.
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
How I’m dealing with American fascism
Finding it hard to root for the USA in anything these days. I kinda hope we get our ass kicked in the Olympics tbh. Berlin 2028.
🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
Cute we still have an honorary, vestigial legislative branch