I wonder if he knows the “excuse me miss I know you’re wearing headphones but can you take them off so I can tell you that I like your tattoos” guy who rides the Bx9

I’m gonna stay here because I can’t post titty photos to IG

Polaroid of my tits, Polaroid of a building, Polaroid of a sick-ass truck I see around town, Polaroid of another building.
Any of y’all wanna pay me for Polaroids of my body parts?

Covid shot for me

I can’t decide if this is woke or not woke. Either way I’m into it.

Polaroid of my blurry face. Polaroid of my feet. Red light hides blemishes. Feeling fish in my living room.

I go there for the chili dogs, I had no idea it was a transsexual hangout as well!

There was a REBOOT?!?
And yes, they shot all the plates with a gun.

Nice.

Me leaning back looking demure

Callie on her 28th ;) birthday looking stunning and butch

Shoes with teeth

1. Nice
2. Me trying to look elegant
3. The birthday girl 💜
4. Big style wish

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead has a wonderful tutorial on this topic

Sick futch vibe girl

Life would rule if people had literally zero expectations of me and gave me zero responsibility. I can’t even be to work on time once this year how am I supposed to like be an adult.

Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually pretty/hot/attractive or if it’s moreso that I’m the kind of person that people think “huh I’m sure *someone* finds her pretty. Not me, but i guess I could see it.” Like in the way I feel when I listen to Megadeth or eat truffle oil.

Cassette tape of Creed’s award-winning post-grunge masterpiece “Human Clay”

Currently listening on the train. I’m gross in a lot of ways to a lot of people, and my dogshit shameless music taste is definitely several of them.

Is that a corpsepaint nun tattoo?!?

*insert half-assed image macro that I didn’t create and isn’t really that funny or poignant but for some reason gets a million likes*

Omg im so quirky yet standoffish and breadcrumb you in the comments

Late to work because I was doing an IG-Content Creator “Felt Cute Might Delete Later” selfie shoot.

Pretty sure that was the year I went as Sub-Zero

An attractive woman laying down with her forearm draped just below her bare breasts. She is smirking as if she knows she is hot.

A photograph of my tits because I crave attention from strangers.

I dunno he’s a sheriff so he gives me more “stubborn small town police chief” vibes than federal agent vibes. He would be the dopey cop in on the take a little bit, but still at odds with the Pinkertons when they come to town. Woody feels more like a Kapo to me in that sense.

Thank you! It makes me feel good when people say stuff like this. I’m glad you liked it.

GROOMER, by GROOMER 6 track album

groomergrind.bandcamp.com/album/groomer

empty2, by Drowned Forest 5 track album

drownedforest.bandcamp.com/album/empty2

I Am Awake And My Body Is On Fire, by Ocean Of Ghosts 5 track album

oceanofghosts.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-a...

Eternal Transience Of Being, by Bury Them And Keep Quiet 8 track album

I’m sure nobody gives a shit but if you want to give me money for music I create today is a good day to do it.

burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...

Took the absolute worst smelliest dump of my life this morning and my tankless toilet wouldnt flush so I kept trying and the water slowly got dangerously close to the rim before the pressure finally allowed it to flush and it came dangerously close to my own personal hell.

AMA.

It’s true! Also I think both of us were on that Black Metal Rainbows comp right? Maybe people made the association?

No way shut up! Yeah that’s me.

Also shit girl you’re one of the names that multiple people have brought up in real life normal real world conversations when I talk about making music. You’re out there on people’s minds.

I haven’t made any progress on the Bury Them And Keep Quiet Album I started two years ago and therefore haven’t had anything to promote! I don’t have nearly as much of an excuse lol