Cheat code unlocked. You now know how to get him to look for the tools he probably misplaced.

You should have seen what she was wearing

It me. Dog drool on my shirt, special drool anti-slobber robe for work clothes, dog face in my meetings, loves snuggles and long walks in the woods.

Two Great Danes

Boop boop

I hear gills are the next looksmaxxing trend

Sure sounds like a Christmas and Easter cafeteria Catholic to me. Guess who is getting extra spit in their wine.

Every trip, and still getting tricked by mirrors.

Just one power rack, one barbell, and any plates would make me a customer for life.

It’s happening.

Trump and the Pope should duke it out on Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers

Maybe. Seems easier to just send them off for a few years of hard labor, then decide if we miss them.

X2 on this. At least he deserves it

Good news that it hurts. Please, please, please, let it be clots.

Bullshit, it’s the Rona.

Teleportation is only authentic on the Enterprise. It’s just a sparkling blackout on Earth.

He could still raise his approval ratings by doing one great thing. It will be the greatest thing, celebrated like never before.

I’m Thrilled to Announce I’ve Been Cast as Stickles the Gender-Policing Elf in HBO Max’s New Harry Potter Series “I loved the books as a child, and I’d say their message of friendship, courage, and imagination is more relevant than ever—please treat this as my official ...

"I loved the books as a child, and I’d say their message of friendship, courage, and imagination is more relevant than ever—please treat this as my official stance and disregard any contradictory statements I’ve made on social media, at least until my accounts are deleted."

So sad they are not shipping to the US.

He would think they listen and respond to him.

They had to put the crazy on somewhere.

7 years of free school lunches. 3 years of Medicare dental coverage. 2,000 Trump heads on Mt. Rushmore. That's what $200 Billion could buy.

If the Trump administration weren’t so hellbent on “death and destruction,” what else could $200 billion deliver? A lot, it turns out. We've listed just a few.

Treason in the Futures Markets People close to Trump are trading based on national secrets

"The story would be baffling, except that there’s an obvious explanation: Somebody close to Trump knew what he was about to do, and exploited that inside information to make huge, instant profits."

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insider trading machine go whrrrrrrrrrr

oohh is it the OPEC Peace Prize? Prezey likey

Why do my stubborn children want to stay here? We could live in a nice peaceful country FFS.

The guy got up and walked away, so Ritchson has to be holding back. Probably showing his kids how to get a little guy to shut up without doing time.
My brother is close to his size, and a shocking number of small guys would try him. Never went well for them, but bro tried not to hurt them.

Knowing who to be mad at is praxis.

Trump wants $200 billion for bombs. Here's what that could buy instead. 7 years of free school lunches. 3 years of Medicare dental coverage. 2,000 Trump heads on Mt. Rushmore.

200 years of free New York City buses. Refund 70 percent of the tariffs the Treasury Department collected illegally. Restore Trump’s cuts to clean energy projects, 6 times over. 247 Consumer Financial Protection Bureaus. 1.4 billion pairs of Florsheim dress shoes.

Words to live by, from John Waters.