I feel like I’m watching somebody I went to high school with win an Oscar or something. this is so huge.

saved a big bumblebee caught in my window screen

turned the equivalent of Beatlemania levels of hope at her DNC announcement into a sputtering hushed scolding limp dicked centrist failure. pathetic beyond measure. dead ass this situation we’re in is the fault of that campaign. it’s someone else’s turn to play with the hopes of a nation for vanity.

Headline: “Kamala Harris says in Chicago that Trump ‘has made America weaker’” with an image of Harris laughing.

Harris put up numbers so weak in this city that people believe it could actually turn red. the gall to come back here on whatever comeback tour she’s trying to mount, like her campaign didn’t hand the country back to the pantomime villains, is bonkers to me. please exit my consciousness forever.

Salute to an all-time tweet

I think about my wife all the time really

kissing??????

a statue of a man tied to a pole with a mosque in the background ALT: a statue of a man tied to a pole with a mosque in the background

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

“the Loose Goo you love, with none of the frills”

seeing the Artemis II capsule splash down was crazy, really got me thinking about what we had. I treated you wrong, you Arte one for me, and I Mis you II (the II thing is like a 2 in old spanish)

(Navy seal enters the freshly opened capsule) welcome home folks, let’s get you out- oh (coughing) oh god it smells insane in here (coughing) is there another door we can open

imagine getting back from the moon and then having to immediately go to san diego

Artemis II has returned from its journey around the moon, all four souls on board alive and well. Here they are, emerging from the capsule, hairless and nude. Their skin is now blue, their eyes red, and they speak in a language we do not yet understand but hope to with time. Mission accomplished.

BBC Headline: “The ancient reason there are 60 minutes in an hour”

(wisely) because that’s how long an hour is

ICE back in the neighborhood. just so fucking shit man.

Grouper - The Man Who Died In His Boat (calm and probably amazing earth/moon gazing music)

Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs (best combination of length/variety/quality)

Dark Was The Night - Various Artists (compilation albums count imo and this legendary one has songs by many bands I love)

pretty convenient for the Democratic Party that pretty much nobody is holding them accountable for running a total shitass campaign that handed the country back to these psychopaths.

Jack White: well the sun got too big / big sun gonna eat the world / and a mime’s just a clown with trauma / mime drink all the water, yeah!

(two bar solo through a pedal that makes his guitar sound like an old timey car horn)

Jack White: COME ON!

me trying to clean up after dinner while my wife stands still in the narrow space between the open dishwasher door and the opposite kitchen counter, cutting off my path between the trash can and the sink/dining room.

Paulson’s first law of marriage states that, while moving from point A to point B within your home, if there is a spot on your path that is too narrow for two humans to comfortably occupy simultaneously, your spouse will be standing motionless in it.

never in my life watched more than 30 seconds of a Hasan stream but hey man you seem like a real dork and loser

we’re so fucked lol

(chuckling incredulously) no, our child does NOT watch Cocomelon. Ruby only watches House, M.D.

PEOPLE/HOTSAX.GIF

can’t believe it…

every night I get to go to bed being my wife’s husband and my daughter’s dad and every day I get to wake up and be those same things. kicks ass.

IKTFR!!!!!!

yes!!!

yknow?

I can’t believe I get to be married to my wife.