I just had a trim so may need to wait a bit. It'll be a close match!

What floof!

Me: has a pretty though recon profile outlining in narrative and bullet list of what I'm into.

Person DMing me on recon: so what are you into?

🤦‍♂️

Oh goodness!

He is most excellent isn’t he? #KnottysFanClub

Buy toys for the hole you want, not the hole you have
- Mr. Fuckin' ToyTorture, 2021

Dammit Derp.

That’s the idea

You’re sitting at my feet. In gear. Gagged. Hands behind your back. Looking forward with pleading eyes. Cock locked.

I’m lounging on a chair. Rubber and boots. Having a nice slow wank.

The gas mask goes on. You get poppers if I’m feeling generous. And air when I cum.

🦴➡️🔐➡️🤜🕳️💦🤐➡️🥐

Must stretch my dom muscles sometime soon #SwitchesHaveMoreFun

Does anyone have a link to a guide for parents on the topic of 'What it means when your child says they are polyamorous'? I should probably have a conversation with my mother at some point.

I don't see it but I know it from experience. The sentiment remains!

I also endorse this wholeheartedly (hole-heartedly?)

First, that’s hot. Second, your ink is also hot.

Conclusion: hot.

Official!

💙🩵❤️ OFFICIAL SASH PERSON POST❤️🩵💙

Happy International Spandex Day you beautiful people! Be slinky, be awesome, today!

The Meryl Streep shouting meme with the caption "If it says 'huff at your own pace' it is not a poppers trainer!"

I would like to offer some important discourse.

Also. bsky.app/profile/tiep...

Ok this is cute/hot

Poor doggo!

I thought they shut that place down

Me: gosh that's quite a stretch! Longer than my dick 😳

Also me: bsky.app/profile/aeth...

The warmer days make for great ball stretching conditions. All of this around my junk 🥰

Will you two get a room?!

(And let me know the number so I can stop by)

It's a good butt.

I have a geriatric cat. No one gets a lie in 😂

Hmmm....