They really killed that woman for disagreeing with them.

There is only one gender: Human bean.

Anything else is demonic.

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner

Trump inadvertently foreshadowing himself here

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...

fork found in kitchen

It's astonishing that somehow we have whole swathes of the political class that have not managed to connect "everything seems like a scam now" to a useful political platform.

they should invent a printer that works

Wasn’t the last FIFA World Cup stadium constructed with human-trafficked slave labor?

When I was a kid, I was paranoid like:

“What if all of my friends are only pretending to like me because my parents secretly pay them to? And what if everyone knows but me, but they’re all keeping hush to be nice bc I have autism or something?”

Anyways, that’s what this administration feels like.

careful what you wish for, Joe

New Nuremburg is the moderate option.

wait they’re really called “wafers”?

You’re “unhinged” if you participate in functioning democracy.

Why even have primaries?

In most cases:

affect - verb
effect - noun

(not including a behavioral áffect)

Politicians love to talk about "kids safety" until you ask them to do something that would actually keep kids safe like fund housing, healthcare, education, outdoor spaces, arts programs, etc.

That's because most of them use "safety" as a euphemism for surveillance, control and domination.

Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.

Putting aside Nike’s well-known history of outsourced child labor and sweatshops: I feel like my current “mental note” of companies to avoid is just the entire database of SEC filings.

“Don’t be evil” lul

why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.

waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them

roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES

"Did you hear that guy Romeo you dated, like, murder/suicided Rosaline? Dodged a bullet there"

Monica Lewinsky has been unnecessarily catching strays this week, however.

I will say: It’s a shame that Nancy Reagan lost her title.

Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.

Kind of crazy that evidence is mounting that the world is run by a group of rapists, pedophiles, and men convinced of women’s inmate natural inferiority, and the pundit class is trying to convince us that the real social crisis is that men are victimized and lonely because women have too many jobs.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

It's mad, but pop singer Sabrina Carpenter is sorta partly responsible for Zohran Mamdani winning in NYC. She filmed a music video in a church, and that led to an investigation by outraged Christians for being too saucy, which in turn led to the priest being replaced, and Eric Adams being indicted.