My fucking Philips sonicare stopped working this morning and unfortunately it's looking like that was the last straw

Yeah

Doing that next, prepared for that to be my new favorite movie

I'm also blocked lol

Too many weirdos and not enough freaks in this horrible place

Okay tbf I was thinking this was within the last 2 years

My apologies for what you are reaping but for the love of god look at what you are sowing

COME ONNNNN

Incredible start for you

I'm making my own boundaries and decisions here

If I was Oppenheimer I'd spend all that money on a confetti bomb and everyone would have loved me

This one feels too good to post on a fake website

I'm allowed to tweet about cum in here

Yeah you know what really ruined me? My homies dick and balls at the slumber party, follow me on bluesky to hear more

Yo dude you've been acting really weird lately, I don't think we should watch porn side by side at the family computer anymore

Circle that's been hit with shovels

Garfield isn't a real cat but Mondays are a real problem

Starting a fundraiser for overprivileged youth where I give them trauma that will endear them to the working class

You and me both brother 😎

I'm listening....

Does anybody have an invite code to Threads

Can you caption the photo

Making a Mr. Skin type website but to catalogue every time someone looks like they stink like hell in a movie

"this would fix me" and it's a bottomless barf bag

Sorry keith

I am not interested in this kind of interaction (getting my shit absolutely rocked)

Yeah looks like I made a huge mistake tbh

I am not interested in this kind of post

I'll have what she's having!

Feeling incredible about my first day on #bluesky #theskyisthelimit