Thoughts and prayers for my teacher friends.

I’m sorry @jodicab.bsky.social @caitlindineen.bsky.social.

Happy birthday @megadis13.dissky.com!

I know this asking a lot @sbeattie45.bsky.social, but we're going to need a review. In the name of science.

Masters sliders at the brewery FTW.

Time to get to work.

Share a Gif from an animated film you love.

Somewhere @lildisfan.bsky.social is crying tears of joy. :)

Death. Taxes. UConn basketball coaches being jerks.

Thagomizer on a stegosaurus

Finally getting around to watching The Dinosaurs series on Netflix. Hearing Morgan Freeman refer to a Stegosaurus’ “thagomizer” did my paleontology-loving heart good. ❤️

My daughter came home from college to throw a surprise party celebrating my last day on my current job. 🤣

That game shouldn’t count. Iowa didn’t punt once.

I had a friend who was a bartender several years ago. Told me a story about a group of tech bros that came in from a conference and ordered Pappy Van Winkle-and-Cokes. His manager threw them out on the spot.

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I’ll bet my next six paychecks that, if the bartender just loaded it up with cherries, they could just use a random well whiskey and the dudebros wouldn’t know the difference.

Just bought a round for the bar. Best money I’ve ever spent.

Honestly never thought I’d get to use the words “Nebraska basketball” and “Sweet Sixteen” in the same sentence.

NGL, when I first saw this, I thought another @notjustinorlando.bsky.social publication had just dropped. 😁

If you don’t have drinking couches on the roof, can you even call yourself a college town?

What if you put chili on them?

Sorry you’re in this situation but hoping for better days ahead.

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system.

Billy Joel’s music is like nails on a chalkboard for me.

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I was today years old when I learned that Jami Gertz is the owner of the Atlanta Hawks.

Drop something RED

One was a farmer, the other owned and managed a small-town radio station.

This seems very on-brand for Ticketmaster.

In a world where you can be anything, be someone who cancels meetings.

See also: "Can we hop on a quick Zoom?"