Trump sticks with his Johnson!

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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

This is how the incompetents at the Uvalde Sheriff’s Office see fit to treat the parents of children that were murdered on their watch. This needs to be investigated!

Someone did Sam Elliot dirty. He would never.

For real, though. Tone-deaf and out-of-touch.

Just eat shit and 💀🔥, Brandon.

Dude is basically a cadaver. But, he’s old, white and male, so as far as they are concerned, he’s perfect. 🙄

It’s time for that decrepit hag Pelosi to retire. This is why our country will never get better, because the boomers refuse to let go.

Resign now, Pelosi, lest you begin rotting away in your Senate seat like your fellow decrepits. You’ve kept GenX out of Congress by refusing to yield your hold on your cash cow. Now you’re propping up literal cadavers to block the Millennials. Decrepit hag.

Fuck you, Pelosi. Just resign now before you start rotting in your senate seat like your fellow decrepits.

SO tone deaf, it’s laughable.

Ah, the lives of the wealthy and well-connected. Must be nice to have absolutely nothing to worry about.

It’s those things and so much more! This place is an absolute shithole. Stay tuned; it’s only going to get worse.

Oh no, some small dick schmuck insulted my looks, whatever shall I do? Do the world a favor, eat shit and die in a fire.

How do you manage to get through a day on your own? You are just full of projection today. Is the woke mind virus in the room with us now? 🤡Silly little freak. I’m more concerned with you being around kids. You have all the charm of a youth pastor.

The only piece of shit here is you. Why don’t you scamper on back to X? This place isn’t for you.

And that is why you should never ever touch these vile creatures. They play the victim card with astonishing speed.

He waited 20 goddamned months because he was too afraid to do anything. Milquetoast Garland is a useless lump.

Facts! 🎯🎯🎯

This is what happens when you allow the inbreeds to become congress critters.

Oh! What a zinger! You really suck at this. Like you do most things. Climb back in your sister, Gomer. You don’t belong here.

Awww, so many himotions for such a little scumbag!

TF you doing here, shitstain? Go on back to X. Your kind is not welcome here.
Go on, git.

Fried feta is much better. That’s disappointing, though.

GOOD.

Just what we need in charge of the military. A rapey drunk.

The sanewashing of Trump, for starters, the piling on of Biden “being too old,” and Joe and Mika groveling and kissing the ring. They were complicit in sending this country into the horrific tailspin we’re about to enter.

You’re now muted so I don’t have to gaze upon your disgusting existence ever again.

Yes, you are. You’re a piece of shit. Have a shit day.