we’re all automatically blocked by a bluesky dev for being anti-ai? finally they’re coming up with good new features for this website!

ah. gender stereotypes I didn't even know I was conforming to, my old nemesis, we meet again.

I was SO prepared for when one of the multiple grade school gangs cartoons promised me existed tried to recruit me. its probably a good thing that none actually existed, because with the benefit of hindsight I’m not too proud to admit I would have caved and joined instantly.

some of you

some of you

Tomodachi Life screenshot. Nanao from Robot Alchemic Drive, standing in her hovel, looking pathetic. The only food she's eaten is "bread and water soup"

its a proper meal

I took an animation class that showcased this scene to teach about staging and characterization. the posing and body language are just so good.

ah, the disney sequel animated far better than it had any right to be, that sadly did so poorly they decided to never animate another sequel even a third as impressively.

the madlibs are trying their best to be silly, yet they are simply producing tangible media criticism.

Tomodachi Life screenshot. The Bombchu Bowling Alley girl is telling Coach McGuirk a joke that involves Pedagogy of the Oppressed. Word balloons filled with Paulo Freire's book fly out of her.

Orion of Jack Kirby's New Gods says "There are so many benefits to having a small Brechtian analysis of yuri. Especially when you think about a big one!"

Katy Kat says to Um Jammer Lammy "Oh man, Lammy, did you hear the news about class conscious solidarity?"

Lammy responds "Uh, that discussion is different than the one we were having about the fujo/hime singularity, right?"

I am elevating the level of discourse on my Tomodachi island.

both the thing Senor Cardgage would be eating and what he would call it

Lammy and Katy Kat (Miis) announcing that they shall henceforth be known as MilkCan

Mii Strong Bad awaits his Mii friends, who are planning on gathering around The Stick.

Pamela shows off her insect collection. If you have a reaction to this, your family's computer had a virus between the late 1990s to the early 2000s and it was entirely your fault.

while the point of the game is to smash unexpected things together and get incongruous results there have been a few Lore Accurate developments.

Glem Blorchman from Strip Law but in Mii form. He's a "Rogue" personality.

Pamela and Pfil from Bondage Fairies but in Mii form. So its fine and not weird that I did this.

Orion in Mii form, but with jack Kirby-style face because I thought I should have one like that. He's saying "I'm a Ambitious Visionary. Which means... I see the world for how it could be, not always how it is."

Mii Goombella and Mii Pretty Bomber on a walk and pondering killing God. It is making them laugh.

alright I made Glem Blorchman, the Bondage Fairies, Jack Kirby's Orion and now Pretty Bomber and Goombella want to kill god. I think things are going well.

I feel like scarlet grace is the one whose battle mechanics lent themselves the easiest. the way it handles initiative could work with tokens so you get the tactical aspect of trying to line up allies/enemies each turn.

a Mii watching an episode of Sailor Moon that consists of the Sailor Moon redraw meme from like six years ago.

if tomodachi life is what finally breaks my drawing block because I wanted to play Reference Party even if it meant drawing sailor moon episodes and brave little toasters with my fuckin finger more than I wanted to draw my own stuff with advanced art supplies…I hope that says something good about me

you bet. or as close to it as the mii editor allows. He's best friends with Um Jammer Lammy now, which seems out of character except come to think of it I can believe he would be the teacher of a stage she has to get through where she realizes Walter and or Perry are the guitar that's in her mind.

now he would not fucking say that, but my communist Original Character Miis have broken containment and started proselytizing to my Copyright Infringement Miis when my switch is in sleep mode.

Mii Rona from Swanboy, heartbroken, being handed a pet. The bet is the titular Brave Little Toaster.

Mii Rona is sitting on the beach, looking like shit. There is a prompt asking that I check on her. The Brave Little Toaster is hopping around next to her, singing the first line of Worthless because you can have pets do that sort of thing in this game.

she rejected Coach McGuirk but then got rejected in turn by the Bombchu Bowlying Alley Lady so I made her a pet to cheer her up. Its working about as well as I think can be expected.

Mii Strong Bad using a lappy for emails.

Mii Strong Bad wearing the Ab-Abber 3000. “He loves it!”

Mii Strong Bad receiving a Cold One

Mii Strong Bad walking his very own The Cheat

Dear Mii Strong Bad, how do you type with uncharacteristically small boxing gloves on?

Mii Rona saying “Huh? you know, Coach McGuirk, getting a good look at you, you kind of look like The Brave Little Toaster!”

Mii Rona and Mii Coach McGuirk have, what the game described as, “a grown-up sort of conversation.” wait, I’m worried that phrasing alone without context may lead the visually impaired to think this is dirty. They are just actually talking about maybe taxes or liniments.

I dont know how I feel about how things are going on my island anymore.

Coach McGuirk, the Bombchu Bowling Alley girl, Goombella and Um Jammer Lammy in Mii form, forming a band

Rona, a hairless cat, from Swam Boy in Mii form.

I know the main point of tomodachi life is to go “look I made recognizable things” and yeah I’m not immune either

whats wrong sailor, you havent touched your grimace from mcdonalds sliced penis meat

and I also resent AI dorks for robbing the term "vibe coding" from our brave teledildonics researchers

“in american public schools they teach about communism in a positive light and thats why theres so many tankies who think hitler was worse than communism” so we’re just all saying anything now, huh? really facebooking up the place. getting some big old stink on those posts.

do you think Steve Ditko ever suspected "horny for squirrel girl" would become a thing? I feel like if he could have imagined it he would have hated it, but for none of the reasons you might guess.

when I hear that there is something like "piracy discourse" happening I expect most people to have certain... difficulties in developing their arguments in general. but even so I was not prepared.

no I said "lookmaxxing" its completely different. I love taking adderall, getting out to the water and lookmaxxing at cormorants. just getting binocularpilled over the herons nestmogging. I don't know what the hell your "looksmaxxing" is. making men prettier? the hell? what was wrong with birds?

look we have our fun here but allowing "pterodactyl" to be an accepted answer is BULLSHIT and COMPLETELY ruins the data. why not just put dimetrodon at that point!? or woolly fucking mammoth!? my favorite dinosaur is australopithecus because apparently we live in a society of madness!

look we'd all love to see our alvarezsaurus and therizinosaurus unicorns win but sometimes you just have to vote practically. Brachiosaurus beat us at two fucking percent because of you purity paleontologists.

if you haven't voted for parasaurolophus yet STAY IN THE LINE!