I have an app that tracks my cats 💩 😂
Posts by jazmineduke
I love his videos
I’m so mutherfking fine he never soft in this BITCHHHHHHHHHH
Dunno. I just noticed this week that he is positioning himself for a presidential race. Not necessarily 2028.
Simple as that.
Ossof has a nice presidential campaign building…
“I can’t wait for the Usher Chris Brown…”
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“The Kanye show was so fire…”
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this reminds me, i don't think SCOTUS should be allowed to choose their own clerks. standardize the hiring schedule, put the applications in a pool, blind reads (perhaps by a panel of former clerks) and random assignments.
Men know how crazy other men are. That’s why it’s always “I gotta mind my business and make it home” when they see DV out in public. I really need MFs to stop acting like they don’t know where these examples and numbers are coming from.
mamdani being a cheerful normal guy that people project absolute insane things on is one of the things that make him very relatable to me, personally
Monaleo that girl for real
Talking to stupid people saying stupid shit on the internet in caveman language remains my favorite trend.
The party that spent the last 60 years trying to make society bend to the will of their god no longer wants religion and politics now that the pope doesn’t like them 😂
Yapping on tiktok paid for my house cleaner this month
My lowest refund in 5 years 🥹
This bill is an important first step towards cracking down on predatory pricing schemes, but fully regulating dynamic and surveillance pricing means going further.
Maryland and every other state still have work to do to regulate promotional offers, loyalty programs, and temporary discounts.
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This isn’t just the truth…
My kitten officially knows his name and how to give kisses
Dems really screwed up not letting Tim Walz call that cult weird because that's exactly what they are.
I chuckle every day, knowing that I am something he has to explain in his relationship. Well, no one I fuck with even know he exists 🤷🏽♀️
The best lake day
It's really not difficult to trace all of the problems in America right now to racism.
Her puffy surgery face being the center piece of this hot garbage is actually perfect.
Instead of having, we made this AI so you never have to fold laundry again or wash your own dishes.
We have, everybody’s about to lose their motherfucking job this second even though the AI can’t do your job AI.
“Chat, should I shoot up my school?!”
🤖See this is how you need to be thinking- action! They had you fucked up, let the Choppa sing.
“Really good at the care and feeding of a delusion”: Top threat assessment leaders told @markfollman.bsky.social about disturbing cases where AI chatbots appeared to fuel users’ plans for violent attacks. Then Mark “talked” to ChatGPT himself….
www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
They put a warning label on rap albums.