Oh this is messy as FUCK lmfao

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

Yeah, biggest problem with AEW shows is the piss poor merch. I’ve been to a handful of shirts, and it’s four base logo shirts, a backpack, and some lanyards.

I’ll drop a bag on merch if I see some heaters on the rack, but the plain text logo stuff can get outta my face

300 dollar pizza?!

I’ve seen enough, demolish Vegas.

300 bucks for a probably alright pizza that would normally cost 20 bucks, kiss my ass THE LONG WAY.

I’m sorry, who’s out here ordering concession steaks? Tryna have a baked potato with da ladder match?

JCP, Erik, Mel, everyone involved.

I hope you all do fantastic in the near future(Ive got a tax refund coming soon and I’m looking to spend 👀👀)

You’re all incredibly talents, and I’m hoping to see you thrive in wherever you land next.

I hate that. They have the most wearable merch or any company going, I’m not seeing why they’d feel the need to compromise that in any way.

Hold the fucking phone here, whats all this?!?

It’s just him watching the movie at that point

Me normally: “was it my sardonic humor or was it when I rightfully told you to go fuck yourself? Either way, I stay up”

Dude showed up on Smackdown proper, I thought he’d be as good as signed by that point

No one has invoked his name at ALL.

Most of the “boys” probably think the other pests are funny to be around or something because by all measure, everyone mustve thought Starr was INSUFFERABLE to be around(and honestly I see why)

I hate this, because you know someone has tried, and will probably try again

That’s a match where wrestlers and fans said to themselves “oh I can never be normal about pro wrestling again”

That match rewired the brain of everyone who watched it.

It’s funny how a guy can be so outspoken against the very things that the company he works for goes against would get so much scrutiny for doing the exact thing he“doesn’t put up with.”

Start with this book, and read more books until you learn what “irony” is.

Oh trust me, doing a run, and completing one is reaaaal different.

I’ve gotten as far as four portals in an hour and a half and then BOOM ganked by a stone golem the moment I step into a world,

SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM, SICKOS.

now must recede back into my lair and play a lot(read: like 6 runs max) of Risk of Rain 2

Seemingly every time someone online gives some weird “benefit the doubt” to WWE, a direct source tells them “nah, they were right. We suck just as bad as you say we do.”

Some chuds are gonna bow, like the last few times he showed up.

MLW willingly books Matt Riddle and Austin Aries, they’d take a bottle of Irish Springs if it was on TV once

She’s about to become my personal best in the world.

We’re in Thekla’s world, we should be so fortunate to live in it

🤼‍♂️

#aew #wrestlesky 🤼‍♀️

I’ll never not laugh at you absolutely dogging Atti lmfao

Because who I need to hear from is Josh Barnett, cop caller and humorless piece of garbage.

Fall Brawl.

Wait-

BRAWL 4 FALL

So, Swerve, you feuded with Darby before, many times in fact.

Assuming you’re not injured, Ive got a proposal. 👀

He got Darby muted on his Bluesky burner thats for sure lmfao

Blake being Daffy to OC’s Bugs Bunny is a dynamic I really want to see more of going forward lmfao

Hey, hands up here: I hated it, BUT in a vacuum, I can’t deny it was a good, show-long angle. It wasn’t for me, but I can’t deny appreciate how rabid the crowd was from start to finish of that show.