Just because trees decide to fuck, I don’t know why that means I have to suffer by not being able to breathe 😩

#Facts

I said what I said…

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Apple committed to a updated Siri as part of Apple Intelligence 2 years ago and failed to deliver.

Apple re-committed to an updated Siri in iOS 26.4 and again, failed to deliver.

So….

My neighbourhood is prettier than yours.

958 cookie “partners”? Get fucked NOW

Keir Starmer should go immediately...

...to the shops to buy me some cat treats.

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Just watched the first episode of the new (and last) series of Euphoria. I don’t know what this show is supposed to be anymore - they should have just left it to die after series 2.

So let’s get dirty 😏

Samuel! 😏

The exhibitionist in me would love this.

Ring being homophobic

💯middle

Giggles in teenage boy 🤭

Hungary election: Viktor Orbán concedes with opposition on course for landslide election win - follow live Hungary's prime minister has been ousted after 16 years in power, with Péter Magyar set to be the country's new leader.

Thank fuck!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...

😏😏

Is this a euphemism?

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If you have a man bun in 2026, penetration is NOT happening.

I’ve reached the point in my life where I am not sleeping on the ground under a tarpoline.

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