delaney (an olive skinned person with glasses, septum ring and nose ring, black mullet and clear acetate glasses) lying on top of a massive brown bouclé teddy from ikea.
an extreme close up of a massive brown bouclé teddy bear’s face with the very top of delaney’s head peeking over the top
this is a beary good birthday gift
Putting on my scratched record to play what should be plainly obvious to everyone now. Rocketlab are just a part of the US war machine.
Hey, so, shitty news.
I have just had my contract terminated because of lack of available work. This is super a bummer, as I cannot afford to, y'know, live now.
Any leads on work-from-home transcription work much appreciated.
imagine self identifying as a labour stan 🫣
Screenshot of a social media post by a verified account named David Seymour reading, “Our dinner for Persian freedom fighters was well timed. Let freedom reign this time.” Below the text is a photo of a dining table set with plates, glasses, and a vase of flowers beside large glass doors. Outside the doors hang several green-white-red flags with lion-and-sun emblems. A folded cloth sits on a countertop in the foreground.
Let's not forget that Seymour called New Zealand's first Iranian born member of parliament, a woman whose parents fled the regime as dissidents, a "menace to freedom" resulting in her needing extra security as threats increased
He directed contributed to her being hounded out of public life
because they're absolutely going to scab a ciggie off you
FUCK *whale tail 🐳
frantically trying to free my vape from under my bedsheet while wail tailing in my cookie monster pj pants like the fully grown adult 35 year old i am
also tried to send the same attachment like three times while fighting for my life against a migraine and was told to take the afternoon off ahahahahaha
boss realised our new roster change kicks in on her birthday so she has to start work at 0700 am on her bday.
i responded "girl, you did that to yourself"
how have i not been fired
is it rude to hang up the teams call before the meeting organiser finishes their sentence telling you that you don't need to be there?
far out and i thought it was bad when they followed me after flipping them off for driving like eggs
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
i don’t just need an adult i need someone to parent me
2 fun facts about mice:
1. mice have been observed performing CPR-like resuscitation on other mice.
2. they have also been observed acting as midwives for labouring mice. mice that have already given birth are best suited for the job, with higher rates of survival for both mama and pup.
Next Thursday is the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of the "Waitangi dildo incident"
HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitang...
one thing i miss about twitter is scrolling through my own tweets and cracking up at how funny i am
seriously considering getting a moustache tattooed down my index finger to quash the gen z allegations
trans r2-d2 with bunny ears says throw bricks at transphobic people
the television industry is held together by a bunch of short tempered, highly strung, overachieving nerds and gaffer tape
An illustration of Taranaki mounga with the words 'Remember Parihaka Fifth of November'
i wouldn’t say it’s working per sé, i still wanna die all the time i’m just not heaps motivated? that being said the motivation comes and goes. i’m only still on it bc i’m too scared of withdrawal lol
TW: su*cide
GP: you’ve been on venlafaxine for quite a while now, do you feel like it’s working for you?
me: well i haven’t killed myself, so i guess so?
GP: *uncomfortable silence*
figured it’s about time i updated my profile pic
Hello guys i really need some #mutualaid
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