i much prefer the clientele here, my dear friend... but i will be observing from a distance

viskous is missing!

oathkeeper is mad about the typo but idgaf what's he gonna do about it

i made the rice, now fry!

...i appreciate the sentiment, fern. :)

has janitorial improved since i've last been there? i simply could not deal with the dust last time...

sorry i was Oathing my Maker for 8 months. what have i missed

died for a little while merry slightly early christmas deadcockers

my scrumptious snacks filled with oathkeepers goo

((still no clue what to post, stay tuned for actual Funny later maybe))

fern not you, you serve a greater purpose then yout-- magic.

i've been busy as shit and i'm starting to get old can i have a volunteer for a little... "magic trick"

it's a common misconception, it's okay...

Ivy from Deadlock
She's cute🦇❤️
#Deadlock #Deadlockfanart

don't refer to me like that

even me? 🥺

@yamatodeadlock.bsky.social is this a serious offer

oathkeeper hungers and not for turkey
will be inviting some of my family over posthaste

paying the right mystic can get you around real quick, depending on how much your adventures make you...

Abrams is allowed to come only if he does not insist that several patrons "Get fat and stuffed like the turkeys".

i'm complaining about the artist dipshit you're the handsomest grandthem i could ever have

Pocket💼
#Deadlock #commission

this ugly bastard

i throw so many more knives then him his name is false

my vagueness was intentional for comedic effect but yes you guys are cool

Wrong.

at 100 followers i'll be giving several knives away to one lucky one!

i don't mean the deadlock accounts i mean the ones with sorta casual usernames and default pfps