Hoo boy, Scorsese sounds like an asshole.

Got the odd A.I. store on yesterday’s front page. 🎉

How is it the most powerful? Weapons? Reinforced sides?

Oooh that’s a good one too.

Starting like 15-20 years ago, my mom used to call them Men II Senior Citizenz.

It’s obviously Boyz II Men It’s so Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday.

Congratulations, +H. You have reached When O’Clock. You’ve reached the age in your life when you don’t give a shit. Wear the fantastic tee with a mini and fishnets and give the finger to anyone who looks at you funny. Fuck ‘em. They don’t know shit.

Well I didn’t know it so thanks for this fun new fact!

A Prominent PR Firm Is Running a Fake News Site That’s Plagiarizing Original Journalism at Incredible Scale A PR firm is running a strange AI-fueled plagiarism mill that's ripping off — and mangling — a huge amount of local and national reporting.

NEW: A PR company is operating a bizarre fake news site that's plagiarizing original journalism at a massive scale -- all while spewing misinformation, publishing hallucinated quotes, and replacing real people’s names with “Jane Doe.”

Also: it misquotes the Pope.

futurism.com/artificial-i...

Beats therapy

In this digital illustration, three baby dragons are sheltered from rain by their gigantic mama dragon. They are on a rooftop in front of a cityscape. The babies gaze up at their mom, smiling.

Sheltering the littlest flames

WTAF? Who honestly thought it’s a good idea to brand a reusable shopping bag if you’re a mortuary? I have two branded bags that I brought home my parents’ urns in. Why would anyone reuse them?

I couldn’t even remember he name of the character until I saw it as the suggested option. It must be based on other users searching that phrase in Safari around the same time frame while they’re streaming that episode in another app.

I was watching Castle and thought I recognized a minor character in the ep who only appears in two short scenes as an actor from an old soap opera. I searched to see if I was right. As I typed in “oltl” (short for One Life to Live), the third option Safari predicted was OLTL Jessica. That is insane.

I know our tech is monitoring us all the time but I had no clue the level of minutia it collects. Apple’s search function was able to predict what I was about to type in by the exact scene I was watching in the Hulu app.

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I went to Costco this week for the first time in years and am ready to turn over management of the country to them

Second best soapy married name is Nora Hanen Gannon Buchanan Colton Buchanan.

Are you sure this isn’t meant for virgos because my long haired kitten has poo meshed in her fur and clawed me when I tried to clean her up.

Sounds fantastic!

😳 Fraternal Twinsies! Houston! I stepped off the plane to that arm to go into the terminal in the spring and had the worst ever allergy induced attack I’ve ever had.

You should try San Francisco. We’re only seven miles by seven miles, chock full of green spaces, and home to incredible and walkable neighborhoods.

A young brown tabby with a white tummy and paw is being held firmly, showing his white paw stained orange with spaghetti saue

friday night spaghetti heist

I saw!

I’m impressed! It felt so small but it did wake me,

3.5 maybe? Small but made noise.

They also have these really cute backpack that are convertible in case you're a wheelchair user and I absolutely will be buying one at the end of April. I've fought the temptation for long enough and I'll finally have the money to get it!

My favorite was the perimenopause meme bit from the previous episode. It’s a shout out to a demographic that has always been overlooked,