Gordon Keith?

Did the modeling contract finally get negotiated?

I'm Texas wet just looking at it.

That's Tim 🍎

I would have a panic attack just looking at a job posting for it, much less thinking about doing a job like that

can a visor see farts

Meta just paid the lowest effective federal tax rate in its history.

Thanks to tax breaks and loopholes, it avoided $13.7B in 2025 federal income taxes.

But now it's planning to lay off 10% of its global workforce (8,000 people) by May 20 — with more job cuts later this year.

Trickle down hoax.

How will we feed?

It's basically, "be happy for what you get, we did 30 years so we can punt on every down if we want to".

Listener-centric.

It wouldn't have pissed him off if there wasn't truth to the matter, especially 6:40 Mail-In

The champagne of beers!

a man is sitting in a dental chair eating something while a dentist looks at his teeth . ALT: a man is sitting in a dental chair eating something while a dentist looks at his teeth .

"Let's replace those two filings"

Yes, like mayonnaise

Norm in for Junes

A totally different 2 profile pictures and different @ and different screen name. 2 totally different movies.

Tim and you both showed me the courage for a brand refresh. I'm now an evangelical nudist.

Dilbert holds the Guinness World Record for most hate crimes committed by a fictional character.

I think it's ok... I get the veggie or impossible burger. I will say rodeo goat does have near snuffers quality cheese fries. There's not any scene there for sure... people don't go to socialize, it's more like eat and leave.

I thought Andrea Yates was still in a funny farm???

I have been 3 times and only found 1 thing I'll eat. I meh the whole place. Also, 54th Street restaurant and draft house is equally bad.

I made one of those this morning... piled up over the water line.