straight up viscera???????? #TLLTD

prompt: an activity I'd compete in is... answer: sitting on my ass

#TLLTD asked what kind of competition I'd participate in, as if I'm good enough at anything but

screenshot of the LINE instant messaging app 02:03 Hokum is the new movie by the guy who made Oddity 02:04 it comes out in May and stars Adam Scott!!

sometimes when I'm finding new movies for us to watch I text like I'm doing an ad read

Watched Pluribus with friends and realized that Manosous would be really easy to make as a Mii

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

a mii getting a gift

the mii not liking the sweater and striped pants outfit

me wearing the same yellow sweater and striped pants

this is LITERALLY the outfit I am wearing IRL while playing tho... #TLLTD

two Miis with a side bang fade hairstyle with the speech bubble over Pete White saying "Tommy and I both can't stop thinking about new wave music. So now we're friends!"

we should've bonded over having the same gay haircut #TLLTD

officially starting a Tomodachi Life thread, I'll be tagging it #TLLTD so u can mute

small bug positivity post

a rosy maple moth person and a girl with a beehive hairdo full of bees

in tomodachi life u can make your bug people

"raspberries are a great source of fiber" says my doctor, forgetting they are like $75 without a doctor's salary

I know thorny berries are expensive bc how hard they are to harvest but I think we should have lab grown raspberries by now that I can eat by the pound

This thunderstorm produced a waterspout over Puget Sound! Photo via Reddit.

my partner just said Michael Rapaport is Ed O'Neil's Wario

have to mute my phone because the funeral group chat has like 20+ people in it and it's just constantly pinging

hey nikaido gimme da gyoza

Hideo Kojima should scan Bob Balaban next

So I was not aware that this was the next HDTGM episode lmfao

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

On Cinema Live marquee at the Neptune

crowd chanted "GREGG" so loud my eardrums were gonna burst

slept like a log so of course I tweaked my neck BAD 👎

Andy Samberg dressed in future clothes with the text SPACE OLYMPICS above him

opening ceremonies by The Lonely Island

love being on the Bonne Maman mailing list because a lot of times they're just sending you ideas for how to repurpose and/or regift your empty jam jars

orange arial rounded on black text reading "It's now safe to turn off your spaceship."

It's not an exaggeration to say that trans women have been a part of pretty much every tech innovation you enjoy. Space travel, personal computing, electronic music...

Can we make this every two years like the Olympics please

me stricken with grief: "remember when Boota [from Gurren Lagann] bit off his own butt?"

Adam Ant in full plate armor, warpaint and rather fetching eyeliner. His braids are on point.

MEN WHAT'S STOPPING YOU

futhatsy says: The Seattle Mariners are not competitors, they are protagonists.

FACT CHECKED: TRUE ✅️