right on Brighton 2 nil

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I'm Alan Partridge, Series 1, Episode 1 - A Room with an Alan | Watch on U Alan has one final meeting with the BBC to see if he can return to television.

2 full series on this free app. A classic. Monkey tennis? u.co.uk/shows/im-ala...

Good man 👍

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New Hungarian PM brutally confronts a news channel that banned him for years.

Has anyone yet explained why Nunes threw it back to Donnarumma?

Neighbours have seemed to have gone on holiday. Peace at last, not least when the boy boots a football at my fence constantly with his mo salah shirt on and I have to throw it back over when he balloons it constantly.

Hope they've gone to Iran tbh.

We wont put up with bloody vowels yer mun 😂

Have a look at this when my Dad played snooker. Pen y fal was a mental institution semtex made "plastic" 😂

Yeah, I've had porn ones n all, the dregs of twitter. Think it's cos I said cock once 🤷‍♂️

Mansplaining defined

Ahh right. Cheers 👍

Who is that? Can't see it cos I'm blocked 😏

Come on West Ham, get those lily whites out of the league

It's been a lovely clear day today, a day when from 20 miles inland in South Wales I can see from my house all the way to the river Severn, Portishead way and the rolling hills beyond. I do live in a place called Severn view. But it takes a good clear day to be able to. Lovely.

On this day in 1998, Windows 98 famously blue screened during a public demonstration at COMDEX '98.

Heat map for yesterdays game, yes, I'm bored.

Monday

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The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency The BBC has found a pattern of spikes in trades ahead of public announcements by the US president.

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They just hate losing, we take it in our stride. That's why we are so superior. Shit happens, it's how you react. Be bigger be better