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Screenshot of Amazon store front showing two Bosch tools and a copy of Hieronymous Bosch complete works

I fear this may have been miscategorised

They’ve got a taste for it now, boys. The reward centres all lit up. Children at an arcade game, egging each other on with whoops and fist bumps and roars. “Bomb that bitch”

Check this out please

Exactly!! 😍

Cute cartoon of a capybara riding a manatee. text says just chilling. Drawing by https://www.teepublic.com/user/theshimaenaga

Rollin’ with the homies

a capybara with a lemon on its head is swimming in a pool of yellow lemons

✨ manifesting this for us ✨

So @katetd.bsky.social and I have a new life goal: to be like those capybaras you see bobbing along happily in lemon water. Unbothered. Citrus-scented. Zero responsibilities.

Screenshot of Duolingo widget. Day 666. Duo is shooting lasers from their eyes

Tengo miedo

The cost of AI slop could cause a rethink that shakes the global economy in 2026 Revenues may be rising rapidly, but not by nearly enough to cover the wild levels of investment under way

"Police officers learned to manually check the work of a transcription tool they were using to draft write-ups from bodycam footage after it mistakenly claimed an officer had turned into a frog. Disney’s The Princess and the Frog was playing in the background." 😆 www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Screenshot of FB marketplace listing showing creepy skeleton-esque mask/statue.

Screenshot of FB marketplace listing showing creepy skeleton-esque mask/statue.

“Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty?” #curseditem

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Southern African creative freelancers:

If you haven’t already, pretty please take 5-10 minutes to fill in the Safrea rates survey:

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lol my gynae’s receptionist just signed off our call with “see you next Tuesday”. Indeed. 🤣

It’s deeply unfair that I have the sense of humour of a 14yo boy but am stuck in the body of this middle-aged woman.

I appreciate a silly bird name (*side-eyes boobies*) but narina trogon is the most bird-sounding bird name. You know when you’re not into birds and someone who is into birds identifies one… “ah yes that’s the tanshrhisnsnks”… it all sounds like narina trogon. Yes. That’s the skeet.

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Thanks! ☺️

Why do all the high fantasy dwarves need to have a Scottish accent? Feel like some of them could be Afrikaans or whatever.

No, friend. We’re free. This is the forever “hall pass”, the final permission slip.

Moody night scene at the beach with blue light in the waves and a strange figure in silhouette

Caught a witch stirring magic in the waves - bioluminescent tide, Muizenberg.

I’ll look to like if looking liking move… but I remain sceptical 🤣

Photo of a white lab with CC-style text that reads “[tail wagging stops]”

Text reads: you just won The Game! By reading this you have automatically won The Game. The fact that you thought about the game when reading this does not matter. You can think about it all you want. You still won. The game has ended for you. Congratulations.

It’s been at least 25 years of turmoil, living under the tyranny of The Game. At last, I am free. I share the good news with you - unshackle yourselves, weary friends.

Yellow lab mix dog upside down with paws up like a bunny and confused look on her face

My dogs watching this like:

A screengrab of a FB market place ad showing a coffin in reggae-esque red yellow and green. Description says “only for sale to undertakers”

Not for recreational buyers apparently #curseditem

For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper Now I let it fall back in the grasses. I hear you. I know this life is hard now. I know your days are precious on this earth. But what are you trying to be free of? The living? The miraculous task of it? Love is for the ones who love the work. —Joseph Fasano

For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper

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Mr Bean saying thank you but the text has been altered to just say “thank”

Thanks @tashjoeza.bsky.social ☺️☺️

Short.Sharp.Stories anthology Power: interview with Kate Thompson Davy, author of "Still the sun rises" - LitNet "The thing about speculative fiction is that it’s always about now."

Here’s a brief interview in which I try to sound vaguely astute, talking about a #shortstory I wrote in the latest Short.Sharp.Stories anthology - www.litnet.co.za/short-sharp-...

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