clever move indeed. that's giovanni's brain being turned off. not the player's brain. i raise your one better... *presses Don't Touch Me and runs away*

"turn your brain off" and it's lob corp. i wish it worked like that.

This is Brandy. She practices self-care by dissociating in the bathtub. 13/10 honestly no notes (TT: monkeyshinekennel)

Attempt To Recreate Incredible Night Out From Youth Works Perfectly

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...what?

Alcohol Unfairly Blamed For Local Man’s Impaired Judgment

Alcohol Unfairly Blamed For Local Man’s Impaired Judgment theonion.com/alcohol-unfairly-blamed-...

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Wingbeats™️, I am going to commit soooo much friendly fire.
www.twitch.tv/souldippervt

Kinda lowkey hate that this site is slowly becoming Facebook, complete with the asshole older folks and the genbot slop

Steam Workshop::Empty Diary for Military Sora

oh yeah I made a mod for 100% OJ on the steam workshop today. just a simple little thing, replaces Military Sora's theme with Empty Diary from UNBEATABLE
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please do take after unbeatable

it will be a future filled with great moments for sure... and the loud Chinese gong that I have installed into your home that plays every time he enters a room.

lol. lmao, even.

Yeah Man whatever, yeahhhhhh man

fuck yeah

a smiley face is surrounded by pink hearts ALT: a smiley face is surrounded by pink hearts

Happy Safest Day on Earth

my CHUD twin is playing deadlock.

cursing them with 5000 years of misfortune as i type this

God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven

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[GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- Ver. 2.00]
📢 ⑤ NEW FEATURE ANNOUNCED!

A new feature, “Blazing Pass,” will be added, allowing players to earn rewards through play.
*Scheduled to be added in May 2026

#GGST

Hi starlights! ✨

Today I’m gonna be doing a Donathon

All the money will be going to support a dear friend. It’s going through some tough times in life.

We’re gonna be starting at 6 PM EST

See yall there!!!

The schedule is a follow:

Actual ad for soda from a theatre near my apartment. I have… no clue what they were thinking

I appreciate it, but don't push yourself too hard.

Oh right. To specify, Wuthering Heights (2026) as a movie was alright. As an adaptation of the novel, it is not even 1/10. Calling it even an echo of Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights would be too generous.

Back when they first announced the casting for Emerald Fennell's "Wuthering Heights" (2026), I got so pissed off I made my own casting of the movie. Honestly, I think mine is still better.

A succesful dive into insanity with tonight's walpurgisnacht. 400 pulls total with 200 being for the love of the game. Thanks to @vmarupi.bsky.social for making this artwork for my birthday today and thanks @lunastarbunvt.bsky.social for the sunflowers.

fuck- uh.... like 6:30pm EST?

Sup, my whack-ass viewer(s) which i will now dub "Wingbeats"™️ (undecided). I will be joining @celquirin.bsky.social in FFXIV to fish for an undetermined amount of time.