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mamma mia not my a precious reginos
A dragon quest skeleton with six arms and six swords
Gillette ceo 🤝 the dark lord “fuck everything, we’re doing six blades!”
A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.
From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.
Turns out I’m gnoll-coded
Monsters from the original Dungeons and Dragons Book 2 - Monsters and Treasures, and what they get at the gas station.
fine i’ll do it, i’ll be california governor. with me as governor, there will be pizza in every vending machine, potholes filled with billionaires, i’ll bring back transparent tech so you can see all the inside bits
(Version of Robocop where I play the female antagonist Clarice Boddiker) bitches, stay
A lot of people don’t know my wife is woody harrelsons mom from white men cant jump
weird, usually that comes with the lizard wizard
my wife was too drunk to be an astronaut
the molotov cocktail was named after soviet foreign minister vyacheslav molotov, who was best known for exploding into flames when hurled at infrastructure
This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.
jurassic parking 😏
google trend of "melania epstein" going from virtually nil to the stratosphere on April 9
lmao
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
That damn smile meme panel 1: so you see, that's where the trouble began panel 2: dave foley as his axe murderer character from kids in the hall, covered in blood and smiling panel 3: that smile panel 4: that damned smile
aw shit yeah i get to post this again
From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.
One of the very best from Clickhole
mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig
what do we want?
OBJECT PERMANENCE
when do we want it?
WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT
An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
You never see it coming.
You never see it coming.
they scorn me for an "email job". they mock my RSI injuries from using the keyboard. they dismiss my slide decks as frivolous. but when i finally unveil my triumphant 600 slide powerpoint that operates on the same principles as the euthanasia coaster, we'll see who has the last laugh
Jesus Christ smashing the moneylenders' shit, just busting them up big time, up and down the temple, that's the original carpenter brut imo
bennett @ImagineAGuy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER??? 10:36 AM • 2/6/23
Maybe a wax Lincoln sculpture wasn't the best idea during DC's first week of summer heat
WHO ADJUSTED MY WORK CHAIR
