Fortunately he has a plan to capture the daywalker

Much like Hades Calculus or Darkblade Assassin, if your precious baby OC can't do anything that's uncool or weak or mean, that means you're insecure about your story and that just means it's gonna suck and be boring and all you can do is pepper world details like shaking keys

Shadiversity Does Not Know How to Write a Book YouTube video by Anthony Gramuglia

Watching this over my meal, and man it's always delightful to see a chud critic who thinks he understands Good Storytelling strike out in the literary world then deliver "The Hobbit except incompetent and with blood and titties and the protagonist is a bad ass" youtu.be/qQsezy3Eidw?...

Growing up reading Mad Magazine is probably why I am immune to Trump!

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

NEVER COMPLY IN ADVANCE

"fuck it, we'll do it dead" - bill o'reilly, probably

Very much enjoying the choice of images all these media outlets are going with

in a problematic relationship with a rhythm game where the difficulty i play is too easy now and 1 level above is still way too difficult

can I prove this? No. but like, you look at this washed up has-been friend of Vincent Kennedy McMahon and you tell me he isn't capable of some shit like that

Donald Trump 100% Bladed himself in Butler.

There's just no way, man. Closed up too neatly, and more importantly, he shut up about it. something he absolutely never does

ME: “Absolute Batman is the first Batman comic in a long time to truly understand and focus on what makes the character shine. It allows me to reconnect with him in a whole new way.”

Also he drop kicks a child in the first story.

ME: “He absolutely drop kicks a child in the first story.”

New 'Absolute Batman' cover pays homage to Luffy's Gear 2 in 'One Piece' 🦇

lol gotta show yall this.

Local Women’s MTG Group had an EDH tourney here in PR and got some hate messages saying “it’s a girls tournament so they’re just gonna be playing the cute Bloomburrow animals 😂”

And this was their response showing some of the top decks in the event lmao

Your honor, I wasn’t asleep at the wheel - I was vibedriving.

Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

Murky Sylvanas Windrunner🏹
#worldofwarcraft

The tedious fans of the candidate who refused to earn votes because she was, in her view, entitled to them despite her terrible campaign think of themselves as high-minded. They are not high-minded. They are narrow-minded. Booker illustrates that point here.

i think iron man convinced Americans that tech oligarchs are actually secretly cool super heroes rather than cartoonishly evil elites who believe they’re inherently better than you.

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

I watched "No More Bullshit," I can't imagine a better guy to adapt an Alex Jones persona

Tim is such a funny choice for creative lead of a website that formerly belonged to a screaming, insane hobgoblin

CNN put together a montage of Trump saying as far back as March 9 that his war against Iran "is going to be finished pretty quickly," then him saying that same thing over and over for the past six weeks

THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one of the greatest things you can do to evil people is seize their legacy and permanently convert it into a joke.

there is little means to recover when an entire new generation only knows your ideas as comedy and your face as a clown.

Ben flipping off Trump tower during an anti-ICE protest :)

@bencollins.bsky.social, you're my hero. I couldn't be prouder of you.

I truly cannot overstate how proud I am of Ben, not just as my partner but as my friend, as a human. He's the strongest and bravest person I know. Also the best cat dad.

And when one of the world's worst bullies threatened to ruin his life, he kept going. Because it's the right thing to do.

I'm just Tim Onion's girlfriend, but I can't count how many times over the last year and a half that Ben and his team were looking down the barrel of a terror campaign and possible repercussions by the state and just kept going forward.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.