It struck me today that some of the things considered drug paraphernalia back in the day are now considered ecologically responsible kitchen items and can be delivered to your doorstep in a variety of sizes and multi-packs. It adds a whole other layer to drinking my iced coffee though.

And so it begins…again. Except, like many sequels, it sucks worse than the original.

Anatolian shepherd/Kangal dog and siamese cat snuggled on grey fuzzy blanket

The dog that pretends she doesn’t know how to sit somehow is multilingual and understands ‘chicharrón’ and ‘taco’ and suddenly becomes top of the class if those items are invoked. #LifeWithTilly

😂😂

I have to replace my DL that I renewed in August? Why? Because I took it out of my wallet and put it down somewhere between the couch and the front door. Now I can’t find it. #adhd-life

Screen shot from scrubs where JD, Turk, and Elliot are all looking off camera confused.

watching cabinet appointments get announced like

Grudges and spite get me through the day some weeks.

Is it a bad omen when you get a notice from both the service you booked travel through and the airport itself that even the pre-check lines are taking a long time to get through? They are recommending arriving at least 2 hours before departure. And I’m flying on a Boeing Max. Livin’ on the edge.

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.