Phone, tablet and work laptop all at the same time

Pure video

Day 2 on Celsius regimen and I no longer need to sleep at all. My only issue is that I can't stop playing the running man remake in the background

I'm buying another one right now lol

I woke up at 5 AM with my jaw clenched I don't want any more celsius 😭

I'm literally alive and living it

I had a Celsius like 6 hours ago and I chewed through my face now I'm gonna vibrate outta this skin

What perfect album came out when I was 16? I can think of at least two immediately

My keyboard has 653 groan tube synth variations

Cinnamon sugar breakfast macaroni

I love that old Beatles song, "all you dream is bugs"

In a just, moral society Jerry Seinfeld would have been executed for the Bee movie

A Pinterest screenshot that says easy steamed tofu with soy garlic tofu

I fucking LOVE easy steamed tofu with soy garlic tofu!!

General bro's tofu

Yeah I'm on the Knotts Berry Farm app ALL day

Easter teeth

We've reached the "doing pink floyd covers" era of kpop

Everyone's obsessed with action movie star Chunk Glorbus

Googling "fry sauce" on 650 separate tabs

Actually if there's one thing I hate it's Gavin Newsom

If there's one thing I hate, it's my job

I've been waking up at exactly 4:39 every morning this week 🫠

A Pinterest screen shot of sweet and salty pickle cookies

Fucking kill me

Just started Hamnet. I think I'm going to hate this 😀

Everyone loves a cup brimming with mushroom bullshit

I'm 41 and decided I'm going to be in all the movies from now on

Much as I loathe the AI trend I hope it puts me out of job. Finance work is for freaks with terrible email etiquette

Do you think it might be hate my job o clock? The answer might surprise you
Except there is no one reading my micro blog posts on ass shit dumb fucking venture capitalist tech monster website app bluesky.bullshit

You ever have a cup of coffee that tastes Round?

Looking at quickbooks is like dipping my eyeballs in poison