Very little sun today, and the air is cold. Because it's April in Toronto.

Whatever it is, it ain't melting.

It's literally a bunch of ice blocks stacked in the middle of a parking lot just north of St. Mike's. It's drawing a crowd and likely to create traffic issues, so that's swell.

It's very dumb.

Right now? Glen Powell and Thandiwe Newton.

This is, I believe, the dumbest thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

Patel ostentatiously taking a sip of water, accidentally igniting it

Not everything has to suck, by the way. Chris is doing something wonderful here.

an alternate way of saying this is that they can’t find hacks willing to risk their reputations or licenses

Trump stole his bit, he's stealing it back.

She's just asking if we all share a common reality, it shouldn't be this hard.

So glad we got to do this. Sophy's a brilliant artist, and the connections between BLUE HERON and NOT A PRETTY PICTURE are subtle and profound. Give it a listen, and see both movies.

“Which, now that I say it out, is probably why I lost the election.”

I'm so sorry. But it sounds like you gave him a great life.

Martian Secretary of War, 1895

"Mr. President, what do you think you're saying right now"

Just a guy on the phone, talking tough to the TV

He did. And then he could just be a big selfish dope in THE MONEY PIT, and make everybody laugh with an eyebrow. Gone far too soon.

The beauty of it is that anyone can pretend to be that exact same guy! He's literally legendary!

He could be wry and self-deprecating without losing his intensity. It was a genuine gift.

One of the best-cast movies, too. Danny Glover! Patti LuPone! Alexander Godunov! Viggo Mortensen passed up a season of Shakespeare in the Park to be part of this!

Sleepless in the Sarlacc!

And kind of perfectly suited to the current era of shameless bullshitters, right?

REMINGTON STEELE: You can't have impostor syndrome if you really are an impostor.

Pretty sure I could reboot REMINGTON STEELE.

Wait until you hear how much free public roads lost

Oh dear god

THANOS turns to see:

PORTALS ARE OPENING! HEROES CHARGE THROUGH! One portal is strangely calm, and the CAMERA WHIZZES IN to reveal A CASTLE IN LATVERIA, where DOCTOR DOOM stands on his promontory, brooding.

DOOM
Amateurs.

DOOM turns his back and we RETURN TO THE BATTLE

I could make a loftier or more important choice, but I have such great memories of that sneak preview screening where the whole room went from "eh, it's free, whatever" to "holy shit this is creating an entirely new genre right in front of me"

"You have to rewatch this three-hour movie to see ninety seconds of new footage or you'll be utterly lost" dude, Matt Murdock turned up in the last Spider-Man movie and everybody said "Hey, that's Matt Murdock" just fine

Honestly? DIE HARD.

C'mon, man