Lol, as they should be.

Absolute clusterfck on the first day

My guess is that #Israel is going to attack #Iran on sunday.

Be sure that #Trump is aware of the plans and out of respect for him, they will start after his parade.

Disgusting!

Should I throw the oven it's in too?

Omfg... totally braindead

I need more cheese recipies!

I think my Brie is burnt in the oven

When a friendly softball turns you braindead

When you can't even hit a softball

holy shit -- GOP Rep. Mike Turner tries to "help out" Hegseth by getting him to confirm that the Pentagon does not in fact have plans to take Greenland by force, but Hegseth instead more or less testifies that yep, they have devised plans for that

@governor.ca.gov just keeps owning Trump.

For a guy who's concerned about his ego this much, it must sting.

I wish there was a way they could have enforced it... like... I don't know...

Show the warrant or something.

Best purchase Elon ever made. He invested millions in a guy who hates his products.

Time for Whiskyleaks

Fun fact of the day: More people have died from #tesla FSD than Tesla has robotaxis driving around.

Thank God Tesla didn't already accept payments for it, that would be scamming people.

But we all know that's not the way they handle things.

Clearly the roadster... shame nobody reviews it.

Oh wait...

#Tesla doesn't make mistakes. Humans just aren't inventive enough to find solutions.

1) Cram "sh!t" into light gap
2) Vegan black has discoloration, so just take white

On par with other luxury car brands.

It's so relaxing here

Because the illegal aliens ate the dogs and cats. Those dogs and cats ate the chickens.

I lost my reasoning here, but it doesn't mind. MAGA probably copied the first sentences already and will claim I'm an expert.

Michael Saylor, those who think he's a genius, have never googled his name and dotcom bubble.

Great pick, followed all

Well, he didn't do a great job. Lost a lot of court cases.

But at least he'll be better than the next guy.

Happy birthday

Say it Elon: You were too high on ketamine to remember

Recap for Bluesky, who am I:

Used to own a Tesla model Y

After Elon went full incel, I switched to an EQC.

I currently drive a BMX iX.

Follow me to find out what car I absolutely loved and why.

(Spoiler: It's not the Tesla)

Musk's rockets have some of the same features as his Teslas.

Dump the wig Donbald

Poor Donbald Trump

electrek - Tesla gives exclusive Optimus robot and Cybercab preview to Kim Kardashian

Tesla is not letting tech reviewers and journalists test out those products because they would get panned. They are far from ready, but as usual, Tesla still wants the hype from them.
That’s why you go

#Tesla

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Brilliant, this app is epic. Followed them all. Thanks for the effort!

Yeah same here man