*bwah bwah da ba da bwah bwah* Let’s go girls

Like those people who grabbed chunks of the Berlin Wall when it came down, I look forward to wrenching stones from this political trash heap to display for decades to come 🥰

Madison is so beautiful in April 🥰

Presumably Slotkin thinks the CIA and NSA should just surveil *everyone* to avoid partisan bias.

couldn't sleep. my body knows, deep down, that Tottenham Hotspur plays today

Lmao what do you mean CNN reported Madison might see GRAPEFRUIT-SIZED HAIL tonight. Brb gotta reschedule my Safelite visit to fix things after Tuesday’s storm

I am not, it turns out, too blessed to be stressed.

Fun fact: sometimes the day after a $450 emergency vet visit, baseball-sized hail will fall in your neighborhood and you’ll also need to pay a $250 deductible for a new front windshield

Shoutout to Care Credit, the real hero of pet ownership.

This is all to say that if you are considering starting a vegetable garden to offset the increasing costs of groceries in this awful world, be prepared for it to cost you several hundred dollars in supplies and roughly $450 in emergency vet bills. So maybe just buy the slightly pricier kale instead.

Laika decided to eat a little (thankfully organic!) vegetable fertilizer yesterday and wound up at the emergency vet from 2-5:30am, where they gave her an antiemetic and pumped her with so many IV fluids she momentarily had a hunchback.

Tornado warning *and* an emergency vet visit all in one night.

Hmm well sure the citywide tornado siren just went off, but I mean I’m two blocks south of the warning zone soooo

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

To be fair, Trump thinking someone clearly dressed as Jesus is actually a doctor *would* explain why he claims to continue passing his cognitive exams. That’s not a physician, buddy, that’s the afterlife coming for you.

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If you had told me in 2011 that fifteen years later, President Donald Trump and a Pope from Chicago who’s a White Sox fan would be beefing over a war with Iran, I either wouldn’t have believed you or, if I had, I would have filled my pockets with rocks and waded out into the ocean.

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

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In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

👊🇺🇸🔥

The JD Vance endorsement never fails to deliver good news (for the other candidate) 🤌🏻🤌🏻

👷🏻‍♀️🫡

Have been bummed to not have much of a yard (only a gravel driveway) the past few years, so I built a privacy wall/planter box to close off the end of it for a little sitting area!

I love Madison (the entire dive bar shouted “fuck you!!” when Trump came on the tv at a UFC match)

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

Made some bagels!

To all who celebrate

If you’re ever unconvinced that we have a serious illiteracy problem in this country, just check out the comments on a NYT Cooking recipe.