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Posts by Poptart ๐Ÿ“ Apocalypse (unfrosted era)

I've been looking into getting something to sit on for my streams, and finally gave in and looked on FB marketplace. I found something that'll work if it's available, so I messaged about it - turns out it's being sold by my old neighbor.

Hopefully it works out and I can go pick it up this week.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

There's a maintenance guy in the apartment next door. I just saw the local hardware store drop something off. I really hope he's not working in that bedroom because I'll be streaming in my own today.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0
An orange cat looks up adoringly at a human female.

An orange cat looks up adoringly at a human female.

It's Friday and it's nice.

5 days ago 3 0 0 0

It's a long day.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
tired of taking care of yourself EVERY DAY?! try:
- wasting away
- hitting the skids
- going to seed

tired of taking care of yourself EVERY DAY?! try: - wasting away - hitting the skids - going to seed

try:

1 month ago 174 19 0 1
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a man in a tuxedo says " for now " in front of a peacock logo Alt: a man in a tuxedo says " for now " in front of a peacock logo

Scheduling problems have been handled, Gran is still here in the mortal realm.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

The orange meatwad cat is causing chaos in the house, and the remaining grandparent is shuffling off her mortal coil and creating scheduling problems.

Happy Wednesday.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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a cartoon character says aggressive inhale on the screen Alt: a cartoon character says aggressive inhale on the screen

TGIF. Booting night. Time to inhale some goodness and enjoy what's left of it.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Seriously, man.

You are damned near half a century old. These are not your first pets you've owned. You know they're mobile.

Just. Look. Down.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

I've run the numbers, and a full 79% of my husband's cat-related meltdowns could be eliminated if he just looked at the fucking floor now and then instead of assuming his path is clear.

1 month ago 2 0 1 0
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mary poppins from mary poppins is holding an umbrella and saying `` so done '' . Alt: mary poppins from mary poppins is holding an umbrella and saying `` so done '' .

Done with this cold.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Since I've promised to do nothing but hydrate today, I'm getting another day on the couch with games.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Got hit w/ my mystery plague yesterday, spent the entire day aimlessly moving between the bed, bathroom, and the couch. I took a record 5 showers trying to get my body to get its shit together. Are we freezing and shivering? Are we drenched in sweat? I don't care, just make a fucking decision.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Spending the day in jammies and a cozy robe, playing video games (Saints Row 3 for me, Red Dead Redemption for him) and smoking.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

While it's not *too* much faster - uploads capped at ridiculously small-town speed - streams are definitely a lot smoother. It'll do.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
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a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is saying really fast ALT: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is saying really fast

I bought an adapter and we ran some cable to set up the bedroom so I can properly stream. A file that normally would have taken me about 20 minutes to upload was done in about 5, so I guess I'll be making fewer jokes about my streams being scrambled Cinemax.

3 months ago 1 0 0 1
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Baths are skin soup.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Thankfully I was only doing a smokey look otherwise I'd be pissed

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

96% certain I just rinsed an eyeshadow brush in my coffee, picked up more shadow like normal, then used it on my next eye.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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A pair of gray moccasins with gray fur trim

A pair of gray moccasins with gray fur trim

Warm.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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a group of muppets are posing for a picture with a man wearing a top hat Alt: a group of muppets are posing for a picture with a man wearing a top hat

Nicely high and doing our own personal MST3K with John Denver and the Muppets

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
A tiny pie

A tiny pie

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

"What is your problem with Prince Phillip, hmm? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH PRICE PHILLIP?!"

- husband in the living room, chastising a cat

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Yep! I never watched it either, but he loved it as a kid.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Husband: No one talks about "Manimal" anymore, and that's a shame.

6 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Let's just do some breathing exercises with AAAAAAA
#dragon

6 months ago 79 29 2 0

Husband's coworker (age: early 20's):
[listening to the "Ghostbusters" song] Hey, when this song came out, did "Bustin' makes me feel good" mean the same thing it does now?"

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

I really, really, REALLY want to shoot a flaming arrow at something.

Not because I want to burn something, I just want to shoot a flaming arrow.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Me: have you ever noticed how much easier it is to stand on 1 foot when you sneeze than it is to stay on both feet?

Him: *deep sigh*

6 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Feh, it's another gray day out there.

7 months ago 1 0 0 0