why am i like this ???? (awake)

when u crawl into bed and ur man turns on the zelda OST

it’s dangerous to go alone take this 🫦

thinking about how the name of the wind is on-track to legally drink before book 3 gets any sort of release update (books can drink in this scenario it’s called world building)

@ptklein.com can we plz sprain our ankles tomorrow 🙏🏻

@shane.wlm.sn

three glasses of wine and several peanut butter cups

is this adam

i’m the dog

Adam and Merlin (corgi) on a brick path. There is a brown fence behind them and landscaping on either side.

Merlin (corgi) lapping up his birthday “dogtail” and wearing a party hat. A large dog biscuit reads “Happy Birthday” and there are numerous toys next to him.

Clearer image of puppy cocktail and biscuit laid out on a cutting board because we’re classy.

Merlin and Adam with two martinis on the table but Merlin is not drinking them because he is not allowed to have alcohol!!

merlin is 5 today!!! 🪄🐕🧙‍♂️

prove it by posting ass??

POV: ur jon’s switch while he’s playing pokopia

i feel like @lerrrgan.bsky.social will agree w this

i think it would feel great to run my bones through the dishwasher

Mirror selfie of Adam in dim, warm light wearing black gym shorts.

Mirror selfie of Adam in dim, warm light wearing black gym shorts.

✴️

no i was simply blessed as i left my office to grab some lunch

everyone can stop panicking now !!! wow good things come to those who wait etc

smash

secretly hoping they catch me but too competitive to simply let them

i had a dream that i lived through tuesday and then i woke up and it was tuesday ????

smash

smash

PROVE IT

i only run when i’m being chased :)

something is amiss…sm nice weather and yet i’ve not seen even one (1) handsome shirtless runner

if u didn’t, i’d ask u to leave

supposed to be omw to rome but instead im omw to ✨the office✨😍✝️🙏🏻🙇🏻‍♂️🤠

oh!!!

Mirror selfie of Adam in a teal tank top and black patterned gym shorts.

Sweaty Adam smiling in the sunshine.

first post-flu workout was rough BUT the sun is shining and tonight i get to sing with my friends—all’s well that ends well! ☀️

omg can’t wait for you to come to red bear with me, @shane.wlm.sn, and @ptklein.com bc it’s always one too many drinkies with the gay people and it’s perf