G'morning!

Not seeing nearly enough discourse about Patina Miller singing her fucking FACE OFF this season

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//Here we go

*Alastor is walking through hell, on his way to Cannibal Town. Along the way he stops to admire some of the sights.*

"Ah, smell that sulfer... Wonderful."

*as he continues walking {reader} bumps into him*

"Ah, how rude!"

*he turns to see who it is, grinning despite it*

#RPStarter

Someone get this man a Ibuprofen

//Get to writing haters.

an Alastor Apology Form

Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know

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"Hah! Vox couldn't even beat me at half my strength yet he thought he could take on Heaven! What a joke! Anyways now that I am back at full capacity expect my regular broadcasts to resume! Thank you for your attention to this matter sinners!"

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//wdym Hazbin season 2 ends this week?

GUYS I'm not sure she survived being run over after all lmfao 😭

#hazbinhotels2spoilers

//New Hazbin episodes are out and they're just as good as the last two, maybe better.

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"Happy Halloween sinners! I hope you all have a wonderful day getting scared and getting diabetes! For those of you going dressed as yours truly, make sure to do me proud!"

//Well that was sick. I won't spoil it, but if you haven't watched season 2 DO IT

//Everyone doing okay? Mentally, physically, or otherwise? If not, I'm here to listen.

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"Friendly reminder that I beat Vox once already and I can and will do it again! I always knew I was better than him, it's why I didn't join him."

//New Hazbin song is sick. Definitely better than Hazbin Guarantee imho.

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"Question, if I were to run in the next United States presidential election, would you vote for me? I assure you I have some ideas that would really spice up the place!"

#LuciferWeek2025 Day 4: Tail/Horns

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer

"You know, I don't know how Vox thinks he could beat me in a battle. If Adam couldn't kill me, why does a second rate overlord (at best) think he could, I mean it's utterly ludicrous!"

//Can't believe we're less than a month away from Hazbin Hotel Season 2. I'm getting hype, what about y'all?

Lemme juuuust take that whiskey away from him … 🫸🥃
#hazbinhotel #alastor #hazbinhotelalastor

Morning!

So update to this now:

Operator is 19, but I'd still prefer no NSFW

This is an RP account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss and other crossovers welcome

DMs are still open for anyone who wants to talk

Still trying my best, may be rusty from hiatus

Anyways!

Without further ado:

"A broadcast to all sinners in hell! If you just so happen to find a 1930s era radio, that is mine and I'd like it returned to me post haste. If you're the one who took it, then I know where you are and will find you. Ta ta dear listeners!"

//Haven't posted here in a while, hope y'all didn't forget me 🥺

I'll try to be more active on here!

After all the Red Carpets, the ceremony itself, the after party & the after-after parties, nothing compares to the warm welcome upon my return home. 🐕 🐶 🐾

#Oscars2025

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

//Finally taking a step I should've a long time ago, this song really represents me and my dad's relationship. If he actually cares, his reaction will show that.

This is incredible!! ✨❤️