free slushee yippee

born to have a cosmetic job forced to work in the medical field

OMGGGG I NEED HER

wish i was living in alaska rn it's so hottttt

u were always playing roblox 😋

my mom makes the best fried chicken omg

oi oi oi 😼

omg i could neverrr

people actually like sourdough ??

SHADOW WITH WINGS WHAT

i just used the word humanly wrong uhhhhh i swear i go to college guys

NOOOO AO3 IS DOWN RN FRICK YOUUUUUUUU

whenever my eyes get dry i, for some reason, get the urge to lick them so they get wet again even though that's humanly impossible

i need to cut my hair soon

yall don't get it im checking every HOUR it was too good 😭

i found the best fanfic ever and i'm so fucking grateful the author is actually active because i need new chapters ASAP

every single summer i forget abt artfight and remember when it's too late

i've gotten too comfortable with throwing my empty water bottles in a corner of my room everytime i finish one

what she said they said that was crazy and i prolly misheard but i was like NO THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD

in second grade my teacher was showing us the continents on a map and i could've SWORE she also told the class that if it were a globe and u flipped it over it would be like the evil side of the world?????? or just a whole different world with different people????? idk but when i told my parents

the one time i wasn't home to get one too smh 🙄‼️

fuckign mexican place accidentally gave my sister extra cheese AND meat on her carne asada fries she doesn't even like meat that much??? why couldn't that have been me?!??!??!

stupid cactus app won't let me make my stupid account

life* lifetime sounds off

she's mad bc she has to dedicate her lifetime to being a wizard

THIS IS NOT FAIR WIZARD IS SO LAME

but halfway through i went on stage and tried to pull off a joke that required me to not use my voice but ppl thought i lost my voice so i just played along and everyone backstage panicked and the audience had to go home 😭

i had a dream me and hs friends were doing like a talent show that required a host so i volunteered to be cain from digital circus and it was actually so fun i was flying and stuff and being goofy

i literally have enough money to visit japan on my own

one of these days it's really gonna get to me and cause a panic attack i swear