I’m kinda loving the Padres’s rise to glory.

In these desperate times, I crave Ukrop’s fried chicken.

A New Wave of Challengers is Ramping Up the Mayo Marketing Arms Race From Ayoh to Dukes to Graza, a new wave of mayo marketers is mixing up the playbook in the search for market share

In 2010, “Mayogate” showed how culturally charged mayonnaise is: a report that Obama ordered mayo was later corrected to mustard, even as most U.S. households stock mayo and a loud minority loathes it.

Today the category is heating up.

Heard a radio broadcast thank their fiber (optic) partner and now I’m thinking about Internet fueled by beans.

“I just misgendered my husband”- @comill.bsky.social I’m fucking dead dude

Friends visiting from out of town told me they were going to Coney Island this weekend. Asked me what they could do, besides the amusement park.
I suggested a Brooklyn Cyclones game.
“Jo, is everything you do baseball-related?”

🫥

Honey-baked.

My step-sister and I introduced our parents to our favorite card game over Christmas and we played it nearly every day.
They just came out with a vengeance version of the game. Guess what we’re bringing home for Christmas.

Just walked past a normal-looking 50-something mailman…who upon further inspection was rocking a full skull tattoo.
Hardcore.

The amount of unspeakable things I’d do for some Arby’s right now.

This account will now be a Mets-only account for the next 8 months. Apologies in advance.

The voice in my head telling me to believe in myself is none other than Sheryl Lee Ralph.

Oh, chortle? Yeah that’s a cool pokemon.

Life’s like a movie. Write your own ending.

I'm going to use "creme-filled singing teapot" as an insult from now on.

So why DID we choose Jamie Lee Curtis for Activia?

Angela Cadbury, but she’s just a crème-filled singing teapot.

The last couple of days were warm and sunny in NYC. Makes me miss my dog extra hard.

We got drinks at the bar across from my apartment and finally said hi to the waitress who is also the owner of my dog’s boyfriend. We didn’t have the heart to tell her that Dolly passed on, but she did bring us free shots.

Grief sucks.

I did not go to the grocery store today, but I did update my resume and apply for some jobs. And that is a win in my book.

Life is too short to read books that so many people hype up that end up being shitty. DNF them.

Sitting by the East River and now I understand why they used to send people to the seaside when they were will. This shit is healing.

True love is your partner making you electrolytes because you’ve been crying non-stop.

I did an informational interview and the guy subtly name dropped Brennan Lee Mulligan and when I excitedly said I loved him, he essentially said “I could tell” HAHAHA CLOCKED

Where can a they/them find a damn good donut in this city?

I’m honestly really proud of Johnny and Tara. They made it so far and they stuck to their guns.

I’m sorry, but Colton saying he can’t believe people are associating his past with his current appearance on The Traitors is a load of bullshit.

Well I for one am optimistic about the merged Paramount/Warner Brothers, which insiders say will be named Porno Brothers

I found out this evening that my super is a girl-dad and now this all makes sense.