The one saving grace of a long security line with very limited data connection at LGA is that there’s lots of chances to catch glances of hot people

Trying to enjoy the last view of the NYC skyline while on the bus back to the airport but some nasty mf’s greasy hair left a giant smudge on the window 😔

a bus is parked in front of a building that says takayama ubc ALT: a bus is parked in front of a building that says takayama ubc

Plane ticket scanned successfully😮‍💨 boarding my flight and am officially omw to visit NYC oomf!

Crying rn bc nobody else in the Airbnb thinks it’s reasonable to buy a gallon of milk while we’re at Ultra 🥀

Heavy are the muscles that drink milk daily

Someone left an urn at the bus stop???

I’ve noticed that my mouth actually waters when I pour myself a glass of milk

What does it mean when you’re so sick that you dream about trying your hardest to not pass out in an uber

Same picture, methinks

This device scratches that nostalgia itch so much

Wow what an amazing friyay so far:

- managed to get Ascended Heroes ETB
- new pokemon games released
- bought BabyJ tickets for her Brooklyn show
- going to see my DJ friend play tn

BITCH THESE STARTERS ARE SO CUTE???

Need to get Browt to get a grass chicken bestie for my Torchic 😭😭😭

Friend randomly had a tums, big day for the tummy ache survivors (me)

I am once again arriving to the gym late bc I chose to eat an entire box of instant Mac and got a tummy ache and heartburn

Summer better be ready 😤

Typing out a post but then remembering that it’s probably better just to write it in my journal 🫠

Omg I made the cut 🙌

Sooo I was just told that eating three legs and three thighs of Popeyes chicken is a lot for one person

Gave myself a clear coat of nail polish and now I have to pee saur bad omg I never LEARN

Yall like eye contact, got it

POV: the optometrist shows you two pictures and asks “which is better— A or B?”

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is standing in a room with a table and two barrels . ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is standing in a room with a table and two barrels .

Currently in my yapping era again, oh we so back

a close up of a woman wearing a purple hat smiling . ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a purple hat smiling .

Forgot my kindle at home and am crying bc I can’t be performative on this bus. Now I gotta be on my phone and look pissed

B dubs order is wrong bc im too soft spoken and the person at the register didn’t hear me

I fear I may have misjudged the fit of these thrifted pants and will have to give them away 😔

Yessss another oomf touches plastic rocks 🎉🎉🎉 How’d it go???

Omg ty 🥹❤️ I was never really sure of how to feel about my side profile up until recent times

Front or side

I hate how real this is

When did we go from “gg” to “nc (nice cock)”? 😭