And we still don't have S3 of #OFMD. That's homophobic.

You got this!

I don't know if I can.

Yeah, you're probably right. I just want to see more of that Fang is actually a very soft and kind person and what he feels he has to do under "Blackbeard" and how that changed once Ed meets Stede.

Stede hiding in a little alcove while Lucius introduces him ... #OFMD

"Oh come on! You couldn't have side-stepped?" is the bitchiest Stede and the closest I will ever come to hating him. #OFMD

Why does Stede have a matching outfit that fits Lucius? #OFMD

How have I never noticed how awesome the "battle jacket" looks on deck in full sunlight? The detail is amazing! #OFMD

"Stupid fucking Stede Bonnet." I love Stede like no other, but Izzy ain't wrong. #OFMD

I love this scene between Con and Taika. They manage to do so much character building and reveal so much of their relationship is like 40 seconds. #OFMD

The first intro of Ed is sooo good. Taika fucking owned that scene. #OFMD

Jim needs to fuck with Lucius more. Not in a sex way, just in a torture way. #OFMD

"Why can't one be a gentleman and a pirate?" #OFMD

I love how Stede's tactic is basically "yes, and..." ing Izzy until the point of no return. #OFMD

Fang's "I'm your king now, bitch" is so at odds with the rest of his character, I really want to see what led to that. #OFMD

I want Lucius' "my mum thought I liked girls for years" "I was a pickpocket" backstory SOOOO bad please. #OFMD

I say it every FUCKING time, but Stede's shoulder move during the "I am adequate" line is peak sex to me. I will fight you about this. #OFMD

What happened to Stede's creamsicle vest? Where did it go? #OFMD

"Oh, the light-skins." Sums up a lot of history. #OFMD

Buttons says he thought the island is deserted, Izzy says it mostly is. But it's clearly inhabited and has been for awhile? #OFMD

Stede trying to explain "vay...cay...tion..." #OFMD

Jim and Olu being so awkward talking about the bath... #OFMD

Creamsicle Stede! Creamsicle Stede! My beloved!

Stede being so into Black Pete's story about Blackbeard is so adorable. #OFMD

All right, so I am very calmly going to make some dinner and a cup of tea and continue my #OFMD rewatch and not focus on what a shit show my life has magically become.

Fam, I am scared. I am applying for jobs but still don't know if I can cover rent and bills. Depression and anxiety are battling for control of my brain. I am crying and shaking and don't know what to do or who to turn to.

Thank you, friend

Thank you. 🥰

Thank you.

He would be, like, the best weighed blanket.