Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️

Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

The Huff model is the classic algorithm in retail spatial analysis - and you can now use it in R.

Predict:
- Which store a customer is likely to visit
- Sales potential per location
- How new stores reshape the competitive landscape

Learn more: walker-data.com/spop...

(I've probably mixed it up a bit coz it's been 20 years)

Goes back in, MEG is still noisy. What's up with it? Omg is it going to need repairing? Goes back in the chamber and has a look. Turns out the dewar wasn't properly locked in position and was ever so slightly unstable

... Interference. Nothing, no clue. And then, sudden realisation, drains were being cleaned outside the building. Full blow septic tank style thing emptying them all out. Director goes out and tells them all clear off, very important science going on in here, you're ruining it, come back again...

Back when I was doing a masters, got told a story by (or about, can't remember now) the director of the York neuro imaging centre. One day the MEG had an artefact in the signal. Couldn't figure it out. Turned loads of other stuff off. Still there. Went round looking for anything that might cause...

"You can't hear an image"

The image

I will never stop banging this drum! 🥁 There 🥁 is 🥁 no 🥁 AI 🥁 in 🥁 the 🥁 predictive 🥁 policing 🥁 in 🥁 Minority 🥁 Report!

Its three psychics in a paddling pool!!

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

I got one of those reviews once, complaining about my use of British spelling throughout, telling me to use American spelling. I replied "The authors are British, as is the journal. So, no."

“We didn't receive any messages and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon.”

frodo: the burden of The Ring is so heavy, sam. and it plays tricks on me. it twists things until they’re unrecognizable, makes me see things that aren’t there

sam (pokémon voice): samwise gamgee

Equilibrium distribution of population if the surface of the world was shaped like a cow [Matlab code].

Don‘t know when, where, and why I saved this image, but it seems somewhat fitting.

i think my garage greatly underestimated how long it'd take them to fix a broken ABS ring on a 16-year-old hyundai i10, given we're now into day 2 and they only put 1-2 hours of labour in the quote

Ahhh, makes sense! Yes totally. Wish it had been a thing sooner so I could have gone this way sooner. always glad to see work from cog neuro making it over to this side :)

Marco Rubio exits, with commentary from One Man and his Dog.

urgh, why did I not see Angine de Poitrine were playing in places I can get to (well, Leeds) until they were sold out. this is not fair.

hah, the first year I skipped RSE Con since 2022, and this was there, which I'd have been very happy to see! typical :D

Although I would still make changes to the planning system here.

A crazy example is on Caledonia Road in London. The planning permission required the front of the old building kept, so now some students have a view of a brick wall about a metre from their window.

this is something i always struggled with. trying to be accurate feels like you're punishing yourself at times, because it sounds so much more exciting when all those little details like how convincing the evidence is are just not there

noice. man. pretty sure I first got that album as a bootleg CD before its official CD release, coz the original vinyl release was rare as hens teeth

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague street. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague park. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair. A woman is walking by on the right, oblivious.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a branching path in a Prague park. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague street. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

I've been doing some research into locations in Prague using Google Maps, and either the guy who was tasked to take the photos got the camera position wrong, or there's a small hairy ghost haunting large swathes of the city.

Imagine being a Greenland shark. Deep under the ice, below any sight of the sun, you float almost motionless above the seabed. You do not know what is happening anywhere else in the world. You do not even know there is anywhere else in the world. This is the seven hundred years of your life.

and then again i just remembered the time a friend and i deliberately gave a project a name that we could shorten to FU

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

More books should show full workflows of how to apply methods.

Although on reflection it does make my inner voice much more enthusiastic than it would have been otherwise when naming the project in full

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager.

She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.