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An unexpected development after nearly a quarter-century of being a hater.
Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
Looks we love
It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen
$150 round-trip for a 15-MINUTE train ride is the height of insanity, and basically mandated on top of the other costs of attending a match in person. Embarrassing for FIFA and NJ doesn’t begin to cover it.
Man it's a
I’m planning on starting them soon!
Take note, Dem leadership: pushing back and fighting bullshit on its merits actually works sometimes.
A big fan of the show in general and just thrilled when your participation in the new season was announced. The season premiere was so much fun!
Yes yes yes! “Taskmaster” is an absolute delight. The smartest dumbest thing you’ll ever watch. A full 20 (TWENTY!) seasons to watch on YouTube ahead of this new season, and all perfectly playlisted. It’s a real reprieve from our current reality. Incredible that Kumail is part of it.
There is something to the current pope being a natural-born U.S. citizen and native English speaker, that absolutely rattles Trump and his merry band of heretics. Leo’s words can’t be lost in translation and they certainly challenge the version of Catholicism that Rubio and Vance are boosting.
Moby @ Coachella: Incendiary. Exactly how you rock up w/ a live set at something like this. Fantastic cast of performers for a brilliant, career-spanning set.
Sabrina Carpenter @ Coachella: so smart, so catchy, dialed into to what she wants to do. A modern throwback for the ages, if that’s a thing.
Just an absolute vacuum cleaner, sucking cash out of the company while leaving its creative teams and executives begging for scraps. Zero added value to one of the greatest brands in Hollywood history.
Arguably devalued the HBO/Max brand while he was at it too, at least for a time, by swamping all of his Discovery reality trash onto the platform and making subscribers of inarguably the most “prestige” brand in TV wade through rows of “90 Day Fiancé” just to find a WB library classic.
Jack White. Just an absolute rock star at a time when they’re in short supply.
NEW COLLAB DROPPING!
what do you even say at this point?
People should actually be very alarmed that while AP's business model is shot to bits, Americans are still very much reliant on the news it delivers. The alternatives in some cases are inferior or non-existent.
apnews.com/article/news...
All but three (!) of the 1,651 refugees admitted into the United States in the three most recent months we have data are white South Africans.
For comparison, in 2024, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees. It's an explicit white supremacist project.
www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...
Transported. It’s a record that immediately sucks you into its world for its duration, and a fantastic late-night listen.
I got lots of problems with these people but one of the biggest complaints I have is none of them know any of the pop culture references they keep using in memes. This guy literally threw the detonator out the window so no one would die
A single vote for Trump in the birthright citizenship case would be as bad as anything the Court has done since Bush v. Gore. This issue has been settled for more than a century. It is the jurisprudential equivalent of asking what 2+2 is. Any answer other than 4, something is deeply, deeply wrong.
Oldie but goodie. Somewhat vexed against the machine.
They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...
the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents
“SNL: UK” is off to a solid start. The cast is likable and well-prepared, and Jack Shep is a breakout (see ⬇️). “Weekend Update” is funny, and it’s promising that they’re already hitting this quality level two weeks in. (Jamie Dornan was a fun host!)
