The final boss of techno djs.

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Alexander Siddig looking hawt.

Alexander Siddig would like to have a word.

Dude must have really wanted to hit that cow.

Melbourne's defense has totally collapsed without Papenhuyzen marshalling the numbers from the back.

Penrith's 50 maybe not that impressive.

A lot of companies are finding out that the heavily subsidized rates that Claude code etc were being charged at were very much temporary to get everyone hooked.

Yeah they'll never *ask* for a raise, the company will just email you "beginning next month the monthly subscription cost has doubled."

And there's nothing you can do about it because you fired everyone who understood the work.

Snore, gong, same thing.

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk

That means it's working.

Hey chat is this good? + bad skeet

The universe lined everything up perfectly.

Everybody has ADHD now.

Evergreen skeet.

Hey chat is *this* good.

It's the Prices, Stupid Consumer sentiment is at an all-time low because prices are at an all-time high. Consumer sentiment isn't broken, popular government data is just incomplete

The index of consumer sentiment isn't broken; models that try to predict it just don't have the right input variables. I fix that and find that, yes, high nominal price levels explain why the vibes are so off. It's the prices, stupid
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-14...

At the brewery.

I can get a pint of vaguely crafty Young Henrys Newtowner for $9.

JFC a pint of Carlton Draft is normally $13.50?!?

I caught it as an adult.

Do not recommend.

Though I'm fortunate to have 10+ breweries within walking distance. 😄

I do *most* of my drinking in local breweries.

Gif/image based memes are millennial coded.

Gen Z views them as passe, and us as old and daggy for sharing them.

I suspect the uplift in run meters we've seen this year isn't *just* an early round phenomenon.

Both teams getting more 6 agains, with more meters to gain, rolling up the field on the back of those sets, I'd assume those sets have a higher rmoe?

What. No way.

The stereotypical "Craft beard nerd look of a dude in a flat cap + beard has not caught on yet presumably.

This YouTuber reviews and ranks "Kiddy Casino" ticket redemption machines on how viable they are for "ticket farming" economically (Basically, is the tickets won redemption value >= just buying items with cash).

Most redemption games are terrible value.

youtu.be/gN_IeQ_IamU?...

Sorry to hear that mate. Hope you're holding up ok.