eel

whenever I accidentally type "eelectron"

Bridenstine is back, and so is the Mountain Dew

crime

cats have the optimal shape for crime

Car

He was arrested for speeding in a tunnel

This is my eclipse contraption, I love walking around in public with an empty rice krispies box

Messaging app but every time you sneeze it sends “🤧” to the group chat

Happy vernal equinox, time to wear shorts

I will make it happen!

🐍 joke

_privateSkeet()

Flavor ice storm sans sucres - I like that it’s not sweet. Tastes okay i guess. It has the exact same color as Smurfs 8/10

Liquid

New bit: the evil french version of my beverage reviews.
I will review every flavor of powerade i can find.

cd: no such file or directory: eezNutz

📉

@relevantni.bsky.social

a train is going through a tunnel with a brick wall Alt: A train tunnel is suddenly thrown into perspective when what looks like a giant cat comes out of it... which you then realize is a normal cat coming out of a model railway tunnel.

PSA:
For you OWN SAFETY, do NOT stand near railway tunnels.

Here's why:

The reason why i am a runner is because I hate being late. I just ran 1.2 km at a 4’12” pace to catch a train - precisely what I have been training for

@brutish.dev

Gonster

backlit Gonster

6) found the best one yet, with a bit of improvisation I made this gonster. Tastes like gummy bears and the liquids are fascinating to watch
Rating: 9.95/10 (I never have to do this again)

Merry Chrysler

rip vine

tasty wave equation

he's getting ready for the differential calculus exam

A cartoon fish emerging from a hatch. I think it’s from spongebob idk. The image is on a yellow bg Text says “Tom emerging from a sewer to sing a song”

I should do more monster flavor reviews, it’s been a while

@relevantni.bsky.social

Speed run but i got lost in the forest
Does anyone use strava?

are we back?

lit

oh cool!

ani ne, alespoň je klid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯