Last year, J.D. Vance met with Pope Francis one day before he died.
Last week, he met with Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban days before he lost re-election.
Last weekend, his peace talks with Iran went nowhere. Is it any surprise?
Happy TACO Tuesday to those who observe. And we all should.
His innate cowardice might just be the thing that saves us. 🌮
It costs far less to feed, clothe, and educate people than it does to drop bombs on them.
But I guess there’s less profit in the former…🤷
The Dow plunges the same day Pam Bondi gets fired. Coincidence?!
Probably, but still…😆
April Fools’ Day is an observance by and for dicks.
Don’t be a dick.
Hey. Timothee Chalamet. You’re a tool.
Enjoy your annual Oscar nomination.
When the United States sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold.
I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of being an airborne pathogen. 🦠 🇺🇸👎
“Operation Epic Fury.” That is what they are calling this debacle.
Is that seriously the best they can do? Was “shitstorm” too on the nose?
Well, it finally fucking happened.
The only thing worse than a war is a war overseen by a Fox News anchor and a reality TV star turned convicted felon. 🤦♂️🇮🇷
I’ll spare you the pain of watching the State of the Union Address and summarize the actual state of the union in one word:
Fucked.
Voter fraud is not a thing.
We have a hard enough time getting documented U.S. citizens to the polls. 🗳️🇺🇸🤦♂️
president’s day much!!!
A five hour-long series of commercials occasionally interuppted by a sporting event is happening later today. Am I understanding that correctly?
🏈👎
Hey. Germany? I know you’re busy, but if you could bring this to the Kennedy Center, I’d be very much obliged.
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When Beyonce is president, she needs to declare the day of Donald Trump’s death a federal holiday. 💀👍🇺🇸
Trump tried to acquire Greenland. He gutted the White House, and he plans to do the same to the Kennedy Center.
He’s remaking the world in his own image. Is it any surprise things are so fucking ugly?
They should have stopped Hitler at Munich.
We should have stopped Trump at the fucking escalator.
The “we thought they had a gun” defense has never withstood scrutiny.
Abolish ICE. Right fucking now.
Yet another athlete I once admired turns out to be a MAGA whore. 🤦♂️
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If Trump wants Greenland so badly, maybe we can build a Siberia-esque gulag there for him when he is finally held accountable for his crimes.
It’s coming.
Remember when we all thought it couldn’t possibly get worse than George W. Bush? Neither do I. 🤦♂️
I’m putting together a Spotify playlist comprised of songs to play loudly in public for the sake of annoying ICE Agents.
Any suggestions? #iceoutnow
So Trump wants to bomb Iran to protect protestors, and dispatch a makeshift Gestapo to suppress them here…? 🤔🤦♂️🇮🇷🇺🇸
You there! Boy! What day is this? What’s today, my fine fellow? 🎄#christmas
Congressional Republicans to Americans who get their health insurance through the ACA: Drop dead! No, really…
The dude is incapable of not making everything about himself.
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Pope Leo, the first American pope, is visiting Turkey today.
I see what he did there. 🇹🇷🦃🍗
