Tying notes to random pigeons that read, "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

Remember when dems ran on DACA and Dreamers and treating immigrants as human beings with inherit value. and now the average Dem is to the right of fucking Reagan on "this grocery store has Spanish names for the food in parenthesis which is basically violence against me."

I miss HEB so fucking much yall. Market Basket and Hannaford just aren't the same.

NH has no legal weed AND you cant capture a raccoon and name him Stickers? That's not very Live Free or Die of them.

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There is absolutely satisfaction that comes from learning to play music and it is an entirely different feeling from moshing at a Frost Children show or even going to a Mountain Goats set like c'mon.

100% chance that Sharyl asked some "just curious"-ass questions, so people smelled a shitty right wing media story brewing and told her to fuck the fuck off.

It's a very funny misread because the best popculture podcasts are the ones where the earnest attempt at a review ends in about 90 seconds and then wild speculation about how Goombas reproduce consumes about ten minutes.

The best outcome of ignoring it is that a trans person realizes their full self a lot sooner.

The worst outcome is a cis person gets their feelings a little hurt.

Easy math.

They painted a child's toy so it would look sufficiently Star Warsy in the background.

You could maybe charitably say that a writer likely noticed it on their Nth rewatch and spent a day inventing botekin and calling it work.

Luckily it's not authentic millennial cringe until its written on a giant chalkboard menu.

I know better than to deal with straights.

I'm trying to raise money to replace my camera stolen over the weekend. I'm a trans woman who lives in a tent and travels for work, my camera was one of my few possessions. I miss it dearly. I only need 350 more to get a refurbished one. Any help would be amazing

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How depressing it must be to set your limits on a better world only as high as the DNC will allow.

If anyone can help me get a new camera, I will take so many photos and send you files or prints 🥺

I mention prison abolition and people are like, "OH SO YOU THINK SERIAL KILLERS SHOULD BE WALKING THE STREETS!?!??!" 🙃

I love knowing how to cook and prep.shit because im having a burger with confit garlic mayo, Arugula, pickled red onions, sautéed mushrooms, a Swiss cheese for lunch and its taking less than 20 minutes to come together.

report them 😠

Pros of making bacon and jalapeno jam w/ maple syrup:

It's insanely delicious.
My breakfast sandiwches and burgers for this week's meal prep will taste incredible.
It's easy and fun to make.
My apartment smells heavenly.

Cons:
None.

Someone posts a line graph and the worst tech writers in the game got up today to conclude that it's because people are too mean to them.

Clocking into my job as a tech journalist to get into fights on the internet so I have screenshots for my new piece in the Times called, "people are being to me again."

I also eat a to go salad like a human being where's my article.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

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A former college friend bought into the tough liner guy esthetic and then once had me call his dentist to reschedule an appointment because he was scared to talk to strangers on the phone.

A google search for "How to tell your dog that the fries you made are absolutely coated in cajun seasoning and they'll make you sick baby boy I love you so much but you cannot have a table scrap fry this time."

Shoutout to the creep who catcalled, "Sup babygirl, I like your dog" at me when I was wearing a hoddie with day old makeup. Thank you for letting me know I vaguely pass in the shadows of an unlit apartment building during twilight. 😭

obvious CGI: "Wow that looked like shit. That was shit."

obvious practical effects: "Wow that was so clearly a dummy hahhaha. This is the pinnacle of art."

Oh look Newsom is one of those liberals who thinks being gay is a punchline as long as the target deserves it. Color me shocked.