We went to a Chicago Soccer Team game for some inexplicable reason and they had something called a Cool Dog. Hot dog made of ice cream. The real answer should probably be garlic fries at Oracle Park but the Cool Dog haunts my thoughts
"Boy, this beloved thing from my childhood doesn't hold up the same now that I have critical thinking skills and am no longer seven to twelve years old"
RIP. Hope you get to be a blob for a bit
*one more note: You know what’s great about running the same fundraiser with the same people for 19 years? Your buddies who could throw in five bucks in 2008 can do a little more now. Watching the average donation creep up has been really cool. Best time to plant a tree is yesterday etc
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Enormous snail. Sort of a goo sandwich
Trudeau is 100% Castro's kid
taking bets on if we'll get a second one
Fire alarm at school this morning. GEE I WONDER WHY
He was right on this BTW. People get incredibly neurotic about missing flights because they've never missed one. Once it's happened to you (assuming you're not travelling with kids) it's annoying but fine and you start leaving/wasting less time at airports.
You post really quality comments.
poor blind wall butts :( they had so much to live for
You can always do what I do: eat two at a time, unscrew the top, double-stuf-ify them yourself. Of course, it's better done with Double Stufs, because they are the superior product.
This is just to say
I have let in
the duck
that was on the doorstep
and which
you were probably
hoping
would stay out
Forgive me
he was persuasive
so scary
and so loud.
A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.
Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.
My school had incorporeal punishment, actually. They couldn't touch you, so instead you were haunted by spirits
Two consecutive posts: Live performance of Frank Sinatra's "My Way" posted tonight to TruthSocial by U.S. President Donald J. Trump. atypical traffic is being broadcast by the Mercury E-6B "Doomsday planes”
it’s probably nothing, but I’ll never forgive these people for making me live in such a stupid timeline I have to try and read these tea leaves.
that's so long ago they hadn't even invented orange
GOLDEN STATE SENTENCE™️
flip one of those coins to find out the odds that it's my Bernstein/JFK theory
And THAT'S how we play the Rivoli
A Florida woman is facing charges after using a kayak in a mall fountain while dressed as a pirate and shouting orders at shoppers. Headshot shows a woman with spiky blond hair and an eyepatch
Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports
I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Damn, this is thorough. I love rigorous composition education.
Taking a nap inside a big flower like a bumblebee
this is at least Kash Patel's second day at the mythological rodeo
Just saw a bumper sticker that said "You can't ride a unicorn sober." Absolutely fascinating assertion about how the world works
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
I do not think you should go to jail for objectively funny crimes
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays Jerry from posting