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So my boobs have grown a little bit over the past month and now I'm dealing with gravity effects. Eating fries in the car is more challenging and I just went to take a couple advil but only one made it to my mouth, the other pulled into my bra somehow. I'm not complaining, but it's an adjustment

I'll be across the plaza in DCA talking about where Muppetvision used to be (and Rizzo's Prop Shop) and showing the covered up props above Award Weiners tables

Photo of a white woman in a hair salon. Multicolored hair, iridescent glasses, shiny gold dress. Shiny hair tinsel hangs behind me.

Ah, welcome to 54 I suppose. Got my hair done, failed to perform some comedy, and had a dinner of Bluey Spaghetti-os. Kind of an up and down birthday I guess, about all I should expect these days. On the upside, my boobs are in growth mode.

Poster for the upcoming Michael Jackson film "Michael"

I can't believe they're making a whole movie based around that minor extra from the @alyankovic.bsky.social biopic from a few years ago. Hollywood must be desperate to tie into Al's fans

Friday the 1st

And the sequels- Friday the 1st I

Isn't Nestli the plural of Nestlé?

1: a Space Odyssey

1 Week

1 Second

Depluralize a movie

1 Dog with a Spot

Selfie. White woman with bunny ears, bunny earrings, a bunny necklace, and a bunny top. I haven't had any chocolate yet today actually, nor any carrot cake.

Happy Bunny Day if you're into that sort of thing and if you deserve it. May your chocolates of choice be plentiful or on great sales tomorrow.

We scheduled some decent weather for your visit!

I watch a lot of food network. They always talk about letting meat rest so the juices don't run out. So what's the deal with smash burgers? Why is pushing the juicy tastiness out of the patty a good thing? I don't want a dry puck on a bun. Give me tasty meat goodness.

Tripadvisor has a list for that

There's a lot of people i have limited patience for, but those that leave the blade arm up on paper cutters are near the top on the list.

Have we tried renaming it to the Straight of America? (Yes, changing both words to emphasize the non DEI of it)

Whoa

Dang. I should have tried to make it over there. Hope you enjoyed your visit.

Selfie. White woman. White beret with purple, pink, and blue tie-dye style print. Purple-ish hair. Iridescent glasses. Pinkish jacket. Purple blouse with white polka dots. And it's low cut to show my cleavage.

Happy Friday Eve, to those that celebrate and those that deserve one.
One of the most surprising parts of my journey has been the random complements from strangers. 3 different times just when grocery shopping today. It just reinforces I picked the right path. And purple's a good color for me.

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So... no

Pitch 37 hit the batter

I'm looking forward to the puzzled looks this will generate from foreign born players as their translators try to explain it. Either that or the first player to get food poisoning from this nonsense

A bridge to common sense? What's the other end of the bridge? The land of make believe?

New Orleans? The one that's already sinking almost 2" a year and frequently has flooding issues? Good thing his talk almost never comes to anything or I'd say that's a bad idea

Hey Doc, I really admire your... degrees

Selfie. White woman. Pink/purple beret. Iridescent glasses. Purple-ish hair. Pale pink dress that shows off the top of my boobs a bit. Pinkish jacket.

Happy Wednesday, but only if you deserve it. I got new bra inserts Monday to push my boobs up a bit and damn cleavage is so much gender euphoria for me.

That works out to about how much per user?

I am on the edge of my seat for the return of Demon Duck, the Distractor