I NEED HELP!
Please take this quick, meaningless 19 question survey so I can get data for my students to learn stats!
I did a similar version a few months ago but missed an important question type. Even if you did the old one, please do it again!
Please circulate widely!
Deeply embarrassing moment for me as I misheard someone complaining about the "challenges of modern dating," thought they were talking about radioisotope dating for rocks, and said "what, did they discover a new isotope?"
Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I remember the fact pattern and holding, but I cannot for the life of me remember the caption.
Oh no my heart I got to go hear it
Kind of relevant, but more importantly, funny as hell.
Honestly the lede is an all-timer.
A screenshot of my music player : “Heroes, Once Norwescon 2026”
The train to the con is one last chance to practice lipsynching; tomorrow night we do it for real!
Definitely cried talking about Artemis in class today.
For some reason I thought the second A in NASA was Agency.
It has an agency! *looks up a thing* well it has an administration, that’s like an agency.
Alt text is threatening to ruin my very nice makeup. 💙
Stop what you're doing and look 🌍
The full globe? That is the NIGHT SIDE. I'm pretty sure I can see some satellites/debris glinting away on the periphery. Also the Aurora?!
What a bonkers beautiful world that supports and holds everyone and everything you've ever known and loved, and so much more.
You know who doesn’t get enough credit for absolutely killer movie soundtracks? Ramin Djawadi. I don’t know enough music theory to explain how, but his stuff slaps every time.
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A hand painted mug featuring me as a Jedi Knight in a dramatic pose.
It’s con weekend so I’m drinking tea out of a mug with my character on it. Don’t miss Jedi Master An-Harat Verkio and the rest of Kamino Temple at the Norwescon Masquerade this Saturday night.
A framed artwork depicting five crewed rockets and their launch dates: Titan II 1962, Saturn V 1966, Redstone 1960, STS 1981, SLS 2018. A sticky note covers the final date.
The SLS artwork, showing the full stack with stylized arcing exhaust. A sticky note over the launch date reads “2026”
Updated the launch date finally.
@monkeyminion.com makes good art.
A scale illustration of the Earth and the Moon, with the Earth on the far left, lots of black, and then the Moon on the far right, about 30 Earth diameters away.
In honor of (hopefully) today's launch of NASA's Artemis II mission, the first crewed mission to orbit the Moon in more than 50 years, here is a to-scale graphic of exactly how far away the Moon actually is. (Click image to expand.) You could fit about 30 Earths between the Earth and the Moon!
Hang a sign on your door that just says “out to launch!”
Flask, a Resistance x-wing pilot in her red-orange flightsuit, speaks into a handheld microphone while standing in front of a very large Pratt and Whitney J58 engine on a museum mount. Above her is the belly of a black stealth fighter jet, an MD-21. (It looks like a SR-71 if you’re not as much of an aviation nerd as I am.) (that’s the Blackbird, the most futuristic of real planes.)
See? I’ve walked under that same M/D-21 and stopped in front of that same J58 engine!
We get to be back there in a month and I cannot wait.
Nobody told me that Harrison Ford has visited the Museum of Flight! I feel cooler by association since I have also produced educational content there.
youtu.be/H0aS1W8a22Q?...
Two kinds of anything. Normal and political.
people finding out a science fiction writer they like has bad and incoherent politics
Me, a white brunette, wearing aviator shades and a black hoodie featuring Valentine Barker’s art. On it, a Black Afro-wearing woman dressed as Lady Justice carries a drawn sword and strides into battle. Her blindfold is pulled down to become a mask over her nose and mouth. Text above and below her reads “no justice/no peace”
I have alternate commitments today but I can at least dress the part. #nokings #nojusticenopeace
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹
A smirking Jedi Master poses in front of a fire engine with lights going.
Dress rehearsal had an exciting interruption! Big thanks to Seattle Fire for keeping us safe and letting me get photos with the rig.
This is astonishing—a rhetoric steeped so deeply in New York's ethnic history, in grass-roots urban progressivism, in the immigrant experience in the United States.
It's not "you should be in solidarity with others," it's "you always have been, we all always have been."
Whomever designed bras such that when the underwire starts escaping it immediately stabs you in the tit, please stand up. I just wanna talk. (with an underwire shiv.)
(for legal reasons that is a joke)
Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.
September 2, 2025 Filing 68 Unopposed MOTION for Default against KARL REINKE,, filed by Plaintiff Ingrid Johnson. (Attachments: #1 Proposed Order UNDER FRAP 55A THE CLERK WILL DOCKET THE FEDERAL DEFAULTS IMMEDIATELY AND WITHOUT DELAY, #2 Exhibit OR YOU COULD CATCH A CASE LIKE CHUN, ESTUDILLO AND PATRICK SHERWOOD I DO NOT CARE LOOK AT THIS - IT'S A MESS - DO YOUR JOB AND GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION WITH CLEAN HANDS) Noting Date 9/2/2025, (Johnson, Ingrid) August 28, 2025 Filing 67 NOTICE PROCESS OF SERVICE IMMEDIATE CLERK ACTION REQUIRED - RICO CHILD ABUSE CASE ; filed by Plaintiff Ingrid Johnson. (Johnson, Ingrid) August 28, 2025 Filing 66 Third AMENDED COMPLAINT LODGED IN THIS COURT FOR PROCESS OF SERVICE OF SUMMONS ONLY - TRANSFERRED BACK TO NDTX AMARILLO AS THE SOLE VENUE WITH FEDERAL JURISDICTION - CHUN'S CRIMINAL DISMISSAL DOES NOT STOP THIS LAWSUIT OR OBLIGATIONS OF CLERK AND PARTIES TO LAWFUL SUMMONS against defendant(s) Ingrid Johnson with JURY DEMAND filed by Ingrid Johnson.(Johnson, Ingrid)
Filing 63 NOTICE THAT JOHN H CHUN IS MEASURABLY THE BIGGEST DISCRACE IN THE FEDERAL JUCIDIARY AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT ; filed by Plaintiff Ingrid Johnson. (Johnson, Ingrid) August 20, 2025 Filing 62 NOTICE OF EMERGENCY OVERSIGHT REFERRAL, WESTERN DISTRICT OF WASHINGTON STATE FEDERAL COURT; KING COUNTY SUPERIOR COURT SYSTEMIC CORRUPTION, RACKETEERING, CIVIL RIGHTS, CHILD ABUSE, CHILD TRAFFICKING FOR PROFIT, WASHINGTON STATE ; filed by Plaintiff Ingrid Johnson. (Johnson, Ingrid) August 20, 2025 Filing 61 Emergency MOTION to Reopen Case MANDATORY IMMEDIATE REOPENING OF CASE OR CHOICE TO JOIN AS NON-REPRESENTED CRIMINAL RICO CONSPIRATOR YOUR CALL CHUN, filed by Plaintiff Ingrid Johnson. (Attachments: #1 Supplement EXPLAINING LAW TO JUDGE PLEASE NOTE JUDGES CAN GO TO FEDERAL PRISON TOO, #2 Exhibit DISMISSAL IMPOSSIBLE UNDER LAW, #3 Exhibit JUDGES USUALLY READ EXHIBITS TRY IT, #4 Exhibit PRACTICE HERE TOO, #5 Exhibit GOSH THERE IS A LOT OF WORDS, #6 Exhibit READ THIS TO HELP UNDERSTAND CASE, #7 Exhibit LITERALLY THE 4TH TIME THIS HAS BEEN PUT IN FRONT OF YOU) Noting Date 8/20/2025, (Johnson, Ingrid)
I think all the lawyers on Bluesky deserve to share in the joy of the GREATEST PRO SE LITIGANT OF ALL TIME and her fantastically titled filings
if you don't enjoy this you are the BIGGEST DISCRACE on this app
