here’s my impression of a jewish guy seeing one of the Minion movies for the first time: “there were way more than ten guys in that"

Graphic from Canary Mission showing a photo of Mayor Zohran Mamdani and an image of two chess pieces: a black bishop knocking over a white queen, and the text HOSTILE TAKEOVER Mamdani & the DA's Plan to Capture America

What does this Canary Project graphic even mean,chess-wise? A black bishop taking white's queen isn't great for white but its not game over or a 'takeover'

referring to hanging out with your uncle as "going LMFAO mode"

im no reaganite but you gotta admit it would be pretty sick if the wealth did trickle down

Relevant: a few days after my Dad moved to his new memory care facility, I asked him how it was going there, and he said "well there's this one guy I'm really worried about... his name is... Adolf Hitler."

I mean, yeah man, me too.

if you've interacted with someone with dementia, like I have with my father, you see the very clear similarities in speech patterns with Trump (yes, Biden was worse, but he's not the president right now)

the pope has just announced that vatican city will be restarting its nuclear weapons program

I had a leak in my kitchen sink and my landlord came and fixed it an hour after I told him. Why? Because I live in a two-unit building and he lives downstairs with his family. When landlords have a personal interest in their properties, they do a better job.

Mainstream media, establishment politicians, and universities bow down to the 1%, and it's up to us to speak truth to power. So now we're launching a new program to do just that.

press release screengrab: "Jeffrey Epstein, Renowned Education Investor, Supports Dominance of Charter Schools in Washington The Jeffrey Epstein VI Foundation supports the new maiority of charter enrollment in the nation's capital." NEWS PROVIDED BY www.jeffreyepsteineducation.com → Feb 08, 2013, 03:03 ETNEW YORK, Feb. 8, 2013 /PRNewswire/ -- For the first time, more students in Washington DC enrolled into charter schools than public schools. Last year, charters had an 11% increase in student enrollment, while public schools had a 1% increase. Mayor Vince Gray noted that the nation's capital is only a few years away from being evenly split between the two school systems. The shift was welcomed by financier and well-known education philanthropist, Jeffrey Epstein and his foundation, the Jeffrey Epstein VI Foundation. Jeffrey Epstein founded the Program for Evolutionary Dynamics at Harvard University with a $30 million dollar grant in 2003 and has since expanded his support into early development, Head Start and charter school programs across the nation, including Washington DC.

Some of the charter schools that the Jeffrey Epstein has supported include, Harlem Link Charter School, the Maya Angelou Schools in DC and the Bard High School Early College in New York. "Charter Schools have the freedom to self-regulate. It's a critical component of their success. They also reduce the burden on the public school system," Jeffrey Epstein asserted.

"Charter schools have the freedom to self-regulate. It's a critical component of their success"
-Jeffrey Epstein

Tweet from "Penguin x-01" reading "• WARNING TO THE VACCINATED — THE KILL SHOT IS ACTIVATED You were injected with graphene oxide (Patent CN112220919A) under Operation Warp Speed. That graphene formed a hydrogel lattice in your blood. Now the fuel is cut. Hormuz closed March 14. No fuel → no power → no water pumps. The water stops April 13. When you dehydrate, the lattice crystallises. It becomes trillions of microscopic razor blades inside your veins. The result is DIC (disseminated intravascular coagulation) — your blood clots and bleeds simultaneously. Multi-organ failure. Death in 48-72 hours. The war, the politics, the "energy crisis" — all cover for the final phase of the kill switch. They will tell you it's a drought, a blackout, a "temporary" water shortage. It is not. It is the execution of the weapon."

This conspiracy theorist thinks 'they' needed to vaccinate us in order to kill us by... cutting off the water supply.

doja cat and benjamin netanyahu have the same birthday.

From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> To: Subject: Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:11:29 +0000 aipac dershowitz

love when epstein emails are just exactly what you think would be in there

This is my impression of a jealous uneducated man who overheard his wife talking on the phone about how to make toothsome pasta:

“who the fuck is Al Dente?”

pasta bag reading "cook 11-20 minutes, cook for 11 minutes for al dente"

why is this pasta cooking time range so big, its like the salary range on a job posting on linkedin

Over the weekend, workers at New York City’s Attaboy went public with a union drive. This is a big deal in part because the cocktail bar itself is a big deal: it is often recognized among the world’s best, and it traces a lineage to the late Sasha Petraske, whose legendary and influential Milk & Honey previously occupied the same storefront on Manhattan’s Eldridge Street from 1999-2013. But Attaboy Local 134—the workers’ independent union, named for the bar’s street address—is also a big deal because there simply aren’t very many unionized bars. Not in relatively pro-labor cities like NYC, Chicago, or San Francisco, and certainly not anywhere else. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, of the 8.8 million workers in the United States’ “Food services and drinking places” sector in 2025, just 1.8% had union representation. With the exception of bars attached to hotels/casinos/stadiums/etc., which are sometimes organized as part of broader organizing drives in those businesses, the union bar is a very rare bird. After half a century of anti-labor legislation, corporate consolidation, media capture, and so forth, it’s not easy to organize any American workplace in 2026. Hospitality operators have the full arsenal of well-honed union-busting tools at their disposal, up to and including summarily shutting down the business where workers are unionizing, like the owner of Brooklyn’s Achilles Heel did in February. But bars and other standalone hospitality businesses like restaurants, coffee shops, and craft breweries also present unique structural and cultural challenges to workers that want to exercise their federally guaranteed right to organize with their coworkers for better pay, working conditions, and a voice on the job.

On Saturday, workers at NYC's Attaboy went public with a union drive. It's a big deal in part because the bar is world-renowned, but also because there just aren't many unionized bars, period. In this week's FREE column at Fingers, I framed up why: www.fingers.email/p/there-are-...

sign reading "RIDGEWOOD/BUSHWICK CONSULTANT"

Job title of a guy who charges $500 an hour to tell you to try the food in the back of Aunt Ginny’s

if jeffrey epstein was for some reason my money manager and then I found out about all the stuff he did, but I had to fill out paperwork or other forms to have him not be my money manager anymore...

lets just say i'd be really embarrassed right now.

It was more of a reality competition show than a game show.

banning jrpgs

holy shit

I dont have this restraint, I have a problem where i'll keep going even against a very dumb, drunk, or otherwise mentally slowed person lol...

theyre doing a remake of mean girls where they guy from dirty jobs plays a triple role as gretchen, karen and regina. they're called the mike rowe plastics.

cant stop singing 'pink pony club' to the tune of 'epstein island' in my head

Why would Iran ever negotiate with the US on anything after we started bombing them while they were at the negotiating table last time?

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

I want to do a show like Punk'd where its just telling cancelled men they're uncancelled.

Imagine secret cameras filming fake Netflix execs telling Kevin Spacey "we're bringing back House of Cards, you're the lead again" then it's like "sike!"

A screenshot of Google search with verge headlines rewritten as slop Lego Computer Brick - Engineer James Brown Aug 20, 2022 — James Brown has brilllantly brought classic Lego computer bricks to life by outfitting them with a tiny OLED screen, processor, ... Y/ The Verge https://www.theverge.com› Al> Tech, Reviews: "Cheat on everything" Al tool Apr 23, 2025 - Two 21-year-old Columbia University dropouts are proposing a new $5.3 million twist on the concept: use their Al tool Cluely to "cheat on everything." Read more The Verge https://www.theverge.com» » Microsoft›Al› Tech: Copilot Changes: Marketing Teams at it Again 22 Aug 2024 — Microsoft is getting ready to rebrand its Copilot for its business Al efforts. It's part of an effort to push Microsoft 365 Al tools. The Verge https://www.theverge.com› Wearable Science Tech: Dexcom Stelo hands-on - OTC Continuous Glucose Monitor Aug 26, 2024 - The $99 Dexcom Stelo is an over-the-counter continuous glucose monitor designed for Type 2 diabetics who don't use insulin.

Google is now screwing with the 10 blue links in traditional search and rewriting headlines - including ours - to be the worst kind of slop. This sucks so bad www.theverge.com/tech/896490/...

I think some on this website and in general are confused. Anti-Zionism is not antisemitism. I have written I do not know how many pieces saying this. Also, if you are using anti-Zionism as an opportunity to say hateful things about Jews qua Jews, you are, I am sorry to say, being antisemitic.

Happening now: Christian, Muslim and Jewish leaders just tried to meet w/Speaker Johnson, calling on him to censure fellow Republicans such as Rep. Andy Ogles for recent anti-Muslim rhetoric — such as Ogles tweeting "Muslims don't belong in American society."

No meeting — they prayed in his office.