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Posts by Keith Calder

My friend Tom 7 and I designed the official websites for Weird Al Yankovich's "A Saga Begins" and "All About The Pentiums" songs. The websites were parodies of the official Star Wars and Intel websites.

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See, this is my problem with statistics. I know for a fact that 100% of those missing 500,000 "likes" from the last year are because I've been posting less often.

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You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything?

That’s how the internet was.

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The boulder rolls down the hill once again. Sisyphus sighs and returns to the bottom, finding solace in the thought that at least he isn't an independent filmmaker in 2026.

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THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

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The new bartenders never know who the old bartenders banned from the bar.

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A weird reality of Hollywood is that despite it being overly institutional, it has no institutional memory. They make the same mistakes all over again as soon as an executive regime changes, and there's usually an exec regime change every few years. And this usually benefits the worst people.

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Check this one out on Amazon! Co-written and directed by Frank E Flowers, one my oldest friends in the film business. How often do you get to see a pirate action movie written/directed by a Caymanian, an island where Pirate Week is bigger than Halloween.

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Jesus is the ultimate Planeswalker. All will be revealed in the Magic the Gathering movie.

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Hasbro

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Two urgent questions.
1. Is it really true that Netflix aren't buying Warner Brothers Discovery?
2. Does anyone know an LA based tattoo artist who specializes in water tower illustrations where you have to change the text of what it says on the water tower?

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MOSS — A Painting Toy Where Every Brush Is a Tiny Program A 128x128 pixel canvas with programmable brushes. Code a brush, see what it does, share it with your friends.

we put out a new free thing at @brainfruit.bsky.social today, a pixel-painting toy called MOSS. i'm not a great or even good pixel artist but i love noodling on a cozy constrained canvas with weird brushes and infinite undos. it's at the centroid between asesprite, procreate, and pico8 www.moss.town

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There's an increase in people asking me what will happen in the future: will there be a strike? who will own warners? is the movie business in a correction or a tailspin? how will AI impact us?

I have no answers. Don't trust 'experts' who say they do.
The only certainty is uncertainty.

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I love this movie so much. A big influence on my own career (along with so many of your other films)

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Today is the tenth anniversary of Firewatch's release. It remains the thing I'm most proud to have worked on. There's more of me inside of Firewatch than in any other game—and I have no doubt there are others on the team who would say the same about themselves. Thanks to everyone who ever played it.

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actually the plural is kids rock

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Apologies to any of my followers who are competing in the Winter Olympics, I didn't mean to exclude you! Good luck to you too! 🏅⛷️⛸️

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Good luck to any of my followers who are playing in the Big Game today!! 🏈🥣

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Hackers ( 1995 ) - David Vidovic - Animated Experience

hack the gibson hackers-1995.vercel.app

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I saw Tom Stoppard's Arcadia for the first time at the @oldvictheatre.bsky.social last night, and was completely bowled over by the play and by the production. It left me spinning with excitement. I rushed to see if I could buy tickets to see it again before I leave London (unfortunately I can't).

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SEND HELP doesn't come out until February where I am (London), but you better believe I bought 4DX 3D tickets for opening day! Sam Raimi spraying blood on a beach? Count me in.

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A JACKPOT OF SKULLS A real dial-turner. Made in PICO-8 for _update jam.

💀💀💀 new game out today! 💀💀💀

A JACKPOT OF SKULLS is a free slot-machine reignslike for the pico-8. you (the sunderer) have once again sundered your realm, and your rivals won't let you hear the end of it.

play it here, even on your phone brainfruit.studio/games/jackpot

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I'm somewhat baffled by the trend of using distracting VFX to smooth the cheeks and often foreheads of actors in movies that are otherwise trying to capture "realism" on camera.

This is a separate issue to the egregious injection based attempts to do a similar thing.

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If you subscribe to this blocker on Bluesky it will hide or block screenshots from other social media platforms. Lots of granular settings. It makes Bluesky MUCH more enjoyable. bsky.app/profile/xblo...

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A more serious answer: I remember when it was weird and unacceptable for a store to need to know your name and phone number to buy something.

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People had to eat an entire loaf of bread in one bite.

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Aren't many of them non-DGA movies?

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Just a couple more days to watch IT ENDS on the Letterboxd Video Store! If you miss it now, you’ll have to wait until the NEON release later this year.

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The best show on the telly. I can't wait.

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What is this witchcraft?!

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