2 hawk 2 tuah

literally invented by my brain as a way to convince me to eat more candy

sup bro

i know at least 7 men that aspire to be this

well yeah Kelly Clarkson told us this already

i’ve really been meaning to get around to when evil lurks, late night with the devil and talk to me are films i’ve recommended so many times

this is just like terminator

working in software engineering, it’s actually shocking how often many other software engineers have an appreciation for older less “smart” technology

no u did it u found the best way to put it

oddity is so fuckin good

i mean it’s a good song but is it really THAT good of a song

this is true i used to only be like 3 ft tall the way i became 6’3” is by drinking a pint of giraffe milk with my east mac every day

welcome back 18th amendment

why is his head so lego shaped

it’s so fun except for the part where it makes me really depressed

idk what that is but i wanna drink it so bad

having a whale of a time

its called having game

the midnight toker

have you tried asking jeeves

bro she does not want you

getting this ready

like the saying goes if it ain’t broke try imposing tariffs on canada that’ll probably do it

stanced tf up

its always like a little trip back in time to what twitter was like in high school and then i remember i hated high school

just wait until the supreme court hears about this

based

it’s got prime vibes i get it

i hear it goes well with butter and parsley