Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

Oh, Mikey. 😂 @pandachronicle.bsky.social

Clearly sleeping the sleep of the innocent

I took a depressingly similar 9th inning selfie at last night’s game. Sigh.

Everybody hits YEE haw

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Thanks a lot, Painter. Now I’m gonna feel like a chump next time I’m lying on the couch trying not to puke when I’ve got a migraine, instead of getting 5 Ks.

This is not what I look like when I have a migraine.

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

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Yeah hides the glory of the stache

This is fascinating.

With great mustache comes great responsibility.

This is amazing. I have also never seen it. Thank you for educating us 😂

There’s an awful lot of bums so far in this story….

Wait I didn’t realize one giant frog was an option this changes everything

Lookin’ good!!

You know you’ve done something egregious when you make a Canadian that angry 😂

This is so, so well-articulated.

Get em topper

I have never related so hard to something as “can’t do it with my current work/nap load sorry”

Es gibt viele Dinge, die ich euch erklären kann.
Aber ich kann es nicht für euch verstehen.

Gooooo Phils!

Thank you for your service

George C. Scott as SCROOGE, asking the boy, "You there! What day is it?"

A street urchin but he has a Phanatic head on.

⚾🔔

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

MLB I do not acknowledge tonight’s game as the start of the season. We all know opening day starts tmrw at 4:15 at the Bank after Cristopher‘s Sanchez’ first pitch.

Go birds

7 days until opening day. Photo is of Trea Turner smiling. He’s wearing the pinstripes.

Only a week to go 👀