I could see the insides of my eyelids really well until I realized I could look *through* them and see infinite worlds

Where are you at mentally?

They don't have any money?

It's 420 so I'm about to take a gummy that is "outside the range of calibration"

Pray for me

I'm about to be Skye High

*giggle*

Me outside a club in 1940:

*Taps edge of cigarette can against the palm of my hand*
*Starts opening it with can key*

"This is a lot less cool."

Oh! I didn't think you were.

There's like a YouTube video essay in these thoughts of ours somewhere.

... Wanna join me in MechWarrior online?

That's easy!

Do you like her music?

I hadn't considered that, but my hate isn't for Toyota or the Prius, it's for GM.

So... do you see that manifesting anywhere or is it just... incoherent car guy rage?

I will be your Lockheed Martin, May.

I will provide mission support to all assets, tasks, and functions necessary to achieve complete mission success in every battlespace.

my life's mission is to turn trans women into swifties

I like the way your brain works, Mocha.

Good girl, Mocha.

like half of my fucking mutuals were even born.

YES.

YES.

IF THEY HAD MADE ME A GM EXECUTIVE IN CHARGE OF BUICK WHEN I WAS LIKE 15 GM WOULD HAVE MADE BETTER DECISIONS

THAT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M SMART, IT'S BECAUSE GM MANAGEMENT IS

SO

FUCKING

STUPID

Okay, I'm gonna stop holding the shift key, I'm sorry, but I've been mad about this since before

*Grin* Do you want me to treat your consent like it's a joke, Mocha?

(To be clear, when I was ranting at my dad about the Toyota Prius and how it should have been American, the year was 2000 and I was still in High School.)

not to be harsh but i think if it's 7am on the commuter train and you're berating the extremely polite conductor who is asking you to leave because you don't have a ticket and you're holding an entire train of people up for like 5-10 minutes then you should be exiled from society.

Also, Katie, you DO NOT HATE CAR COMPANIES IN GENERAL AND GENERAL MOTORS IN PARTICULAR enough.

I know you're a cyclist but you can never hate them as much as I do because they destroyed something I loved over, and over, and over again, and then slapped its symbol on a fucking insult.

Also I just wanted another opportunity for Buick to make Corvette cry like they did with the GNX because FUCK your corvettes.

Instead they killed buick and just slap the badge on body kits of other GM model SUVs now.

Zombie Buick makes me cry

Anyway fuck the auto industry I'm done with their shit

I HAVE BEEN MAD ABOUT THIS SINCE THE PILOT PROGRAM IN CALI IN THE 1990s.

I WAS RANTING AT MY DAD THAT THE TOYOTA PRIUS COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH COOLER IF THEY LET BUICK BUILD IT

*FUCK* GENERAL MOTORS, IF NOT FOR THE DEAL WITH THE OIL INDUSTRY WE'D HAVE ELECTRIC NASCAR BY NOW.

it is legitimately unfathomable how the US squandered its significant EV early lead primarily through entirely backwards short-sighted policy decisions in support of the oil industry which likely has already set the stages of the US auto industry's demise. a death in slow motion.

*giggles* Oh NO

I'M LISTENING TO FEMTANYL RIGHT NOW

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SHOUT OVER IT EVEN THOUGH I'M TYPING

HOW IS IT THIS LOUD AT ONLY 20% OF MY SPEAKERS THEORETICAL MAXIMUM

THIS IS LIKE IF COFFEE WERE AUDIBLE

I AM WAY TOO OLD FOR THIS

IDGAF, I LOVE IT

Attn sapphics of the internet: Marcy said "Maybe" to me excitedly encouraging her to go full cyberpunk today.

Note: she responds well to bullying!

No, this is literally me as a BattleTech girl discovering Mechsplo girls, though.

"Cultural Exchange" is right.

bsky.app/profile/kdin...

Lip Gloss and Lasers (Mecha Girly-Pop) | Charli Morgan YouTube video by Charli Morgan

I can't figure out if I like Charli Morgan ironically or unironically but this song is a silly fuckin bop

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GIo...

GF is getting the surgical wrapping off of her today, post bottom surgery!

I'm calling it the box unboxing.

Boxception.

She's gonna fuckin kill me and I'll die laughing.

Fewer every day and then you're fucking OUT of there! Go get it Bug! Have a great day, despite the probable attempts to prevent you from having one!

Kick the days ass until it behaves properly, is what I'm saying.